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Uglybutt Deathfart
#14
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
20
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Known as the "Gentleman Troll" Uglybutt has discovered Blood Bowl only a few years ago as part-time sports for himself.
He played in various Amateur teams, enjoying his time on the pitch whenever his filled calender allowed him to enter the pitch.
Uglybutt is a quite unusual Troll as he preferes wearing the finest Tillean Clothes, enjoys the Remanian Cuisine and the occasional bucket of Miraglianesian Wine. He's a tough bargainer and his contracts always include a clause where the team's management has to pay for his dining expenses, consequently leading into bankruptcy of the Brutal Bastardz Goblin team and the demise of it's headcoach and all remaining nine players eaten by him to compensate his losses (World's Edge Superleague 2498).
He just recently signed a professional contract with the Uzkulak Ursurpers, putting more time and effort in the sport as he had ever done before. He was asked why he had done this and he answered that life in general as a Buisiness Troll can become very onesided and a boring affair. Eventually he is just going to find out how profitable the sport could be, given the right management is in charge. However, as long as Uglybutt enjoys being on the pitch, there is no sign that he is going to retire to pull some strings behind the curtain and the Fans just love him!
Awards
-Best clothed Broker 2501 (Wasteland Import and Export Exchange)
-Most flatulent Player (Spike! Magazine 2503)
-Assassination of the Year (Clan Eshin Annals 2503) for causing 29 spectator casulties by obnoxious gases
He played in various Amateur teams, enjoying his time on the pitch whenever his filled calender allowed him to enter the pitch.
Uglybutt is a quite unusual Troll as he preferes wearing the finest Tillean Clothes, enjoys the Remanian Cuisine and the occasional bucket of Miraglianesian Wine. He's a tough bargainer and his contracts always include a clause where the team's management has to pay for his dining expenses, consequently leading into bankruptcy of the Brutal Bastardz Goblin team and the demise of it's headcoach and all remaining nine players eaten by him to compensate his losses (World's Edge Superleague 2498).
He just recently signed a professional contract with the Uzkulak Ursurpers, putting more time and effort in the sport as he had ever done before. He was asked why he had done this and he answered that life in general as a Buisiness Troll can become very onesided and a boring affair. Eventually he is just going to find out how profitable the sport could be, given the right management is in charge. However, as long as Uglybutt enjoys being on the pitch, there is no sign that he is going to retire to pull some strings behind the curtain and the Fans just love him!
Awards
-Best clothed Broker 2501 (Wasteland Import and Export Exchange)
-Most flatulent Player (Spike! Magazine 2503)
-Assassination of the Year (Clan Eshin Annals 2503) for causing 29 spectator casulties by obnoxious gases
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-06-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-06-16
-
-
1
-
-
2
2004-06-16
-
-
-
2
-
4
2004-06-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-06-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-06-26
-
-
-
1
-
2