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Snark Men
P [L] Sons of Stromfels



A BloodBowl team formed from the most unlikely origins.

The Snark Men came about after a particularly large amount of drink and boasting in the most common of circumstances - a bunch of pirates drinking in an alehouse.

With progressively bigger boasts and bigger bets about which captain could make the strongest BloodBowl team, a hooded figure in the corner called their bluff:

"Who is brave enough to side with the Sons of Stromfels?"

A snarky comment from one captain who wasn't quite as drunk as he seemed replied "Who would be dumb enough to take that offer? We would all be shark chow before the end of the first game!"

The quiet figure pushed back his hood to reveal himself, with distinctive facial tattoos for a priest of Stromfel.
"Then you are not worthy".
"Come, captain without-weak-knees, make your team and take this fools plunder, ship and crew...I will bring your gods"

The captain, far too drunk to argue at this point and beaming with an expression of victory.
"Arr, I be that dumb" he pronounced, and the Snark Men were born.

Winners of the Sucker Cup! The team proudly hoists their trophy!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mako
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 9+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Pro, Multiple Block
 n, -av, n 28 0 0 0 30 1 18/32 220k
(110+110)k
  
2
Great White
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block
 n, n, n, n 28 0 0 0 11 0 3/24 170k
(110+60)k
  
3
Tiger
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 8+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard
 n, -av, -av 29 0 0 0 12 2 1/28 190k
(110+80)k
  
4
Shark Proof Cage
Wrecker
6 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, Tackle
   21 1 6 0 2 3 3/28 150k
(70+80)k
  
5
Puffy Jingles
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Slippery Sam
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Pro
   10 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 50k
(40+10)k
  
7
Iker Marten
Pirate Cultist
4 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Tackle
 -ma, -ma 29 0 0 0 3 3 4/24 80k
(40+40)k
  
8
Max Richswagger
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Jules Saggins
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Sneaky Git, Dirty Player
 n 23 0 2 0 5 2 5/24 100k
(40+60)k
  
10
Goldie Fingers
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Strip Ball, Pro
 n 9 0 0 0 0 3 5/24 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Piper Deckchairs
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Shadowing, Kick
   23 0 0 0 2 1 1/24 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Taylor Gib
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Wrestle, Sure Hands
 n 30 0 0 0 2 2 2/24 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Free Diver
Wrecker
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA
 n 30 5 18 0 5 0 10/32 170k
(70+100)k
  
14
Oceanic Whitetip Whaler
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Multiple Block
   29 0 1 0 18 1 4/32 200k
(110+90)k
  
16
Long John Bones
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
15 players Old World Classic, Worlds Edge Superleague
Coach: BeefyGoodness Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Sons of Stromfels Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1980k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 395k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1980k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (10/7/15) |TD Diff:-3 (37 - 40) |Cas Diff:32 (44/48/12 - 28/36/8)
Last Opponent: Wydrioth Wild Hunters