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Octopus Teachers
Roster [L] Black Ark


In the heart of a sleeping fishing village on the southern coast of the Wastes, nestled among the crashing waves and salty sea breeze, stood the Crimson Tides Orphanage and Pirate School. Led by the compassionate Captain Seraphina Seaspray, a band of pirate elves renounced their debauched lives of piracy and dedicated themselves to nurturing and educating the orphaned children of pirates lost at sea.

Life at the orphanage was both rigorous and joyful. The children learned navigation, seamanship, swordplay, and even the art of playing Blood Bowl from their elven mentors, always instilling in them the values of camaraderie and resilience.

One peculiar day, a shimmering, otherworldly figure appeared at the school gates. It was a Herald of Slaanesh, the Chaos God of excess and sensation, seeking amusement in the mortal realm. The Herald, noting the harmonious atmosphere of the orphanage, decided to bestow a peculiar curse upon the pirate elves and the children.

As the night fell, the peaceful aura of the orphanage turned into chaos. The pirate elves and the orphans awoke to find some of their number cursed with octopus heads! These individuals had their elven features replaced by vibrant and wiggling octopus heads, their tentacles curling in confusion and surprise.

At first, panic and dismay swept through the orphanage. The children, usually full of laughter, were now unsure of how to handle their transformed mentors. But Captain Seraphina, with her unwavering spirit, rallied her crew and the children, urging them to embrace their newfound uniqueness.

With their tentacled heads, the pirate elves and discovered strange and surprising abilities. They found themselves excelling in tasks that once seemed impossible. Their tentacles became remarkably agile, aiding them in activities like tying intricate knots, swiftly navigating rigging, and even mastering the art of juggling various items, much to everyone's amusement.

Initially shocked and dismayed, Captain Seraphina soon realized the octopus heads possessed unexpected abilities. Each tentacle granted them unparalleled dexterity, perfect for handling the Blood Bowl ball with unmatched finesse. And so the Octopus Teachers were born.

The Teachers embraced their unique appearance, forging a new identity as a Blood Bowl team. Captain Seraphina's leadership became even more critical as she encouraged her teammates to leverage their unconventional advantage, turning their apparent disadvantage into a signature moves.

As news of the peculiar team spread across the wastes, the stands overflowed with curious spectators. The local league, initially skeptical, grew enamored with the unorthodox spectacle presented by the Octopus Teachers. Merchants sold octopus-themed hats, and chants of "Release the Kraken!" echoed through crowd during their matches.

The chaos wrought by Slaanesh's curse turned into an opportunity for unity and resilience. The pirate elves and the orphans learned that true strength came not from appearances but from unity, kindness, and the ability to adapt to the challenges life presented.

And so, the orphanage sailed through the trials, their octopus-headed crew becoming a symbol of resilience and the power of embracing diversity in a world full of unexpected wonders.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kai Tiro
Dreadblade
7 3 2+ 3+ 8+
Juggernaut, Nerves of Steel
Dodge, Block
   7 0 5 0 1 0 3/24 130k
(90+40)k
  
2
Maxwell Faver
Dreadblade
7 3 2+ 3+ 8+
Juggernaut, Nerves of Steel
Dodge, Tackle
   7 1 4 0 0 1 3/24 130k
(90+40)k
  
3
Jayce Pethcines
Doom Reaver
7 3 2+ 2+ 8+
Pass
   6 1 0 0 0 0 1/18 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Seraphina Seaspray
Doom Reaver
7 3 2+ 2+ 8+
Pass
Dodge, Block
   7 8 1 0 0 1 1/24 120k
(80+40)k
  
5
Andres Tholan
Kraken Helm
6 3 2+ 5+ 9+
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles
Block
   7 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 120k
(100+20)k
  
7
Manuel Hezak
Kraken Helm
5 3 2+ 5+ 9+
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles
 -ma 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
8
Felix Quolamin
Black Ark Corsair
7 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Block, Dodge
   7 0 1 1 0 2 2/24 100k
(70+30)k
  
9
Elizabeth Fajor
Black Ark Corsair
7 3 2+ 4+ 8+ n 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Brianna Celoa
Black Ark Corsair
7 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   7 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 90k
(70+20)k
  
11
Ruth Siglaf
Black Ark Corsair
7 3 2+ 4+ 8+   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Aiden Boddyjon
Black Ark Corsair
7 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Tackle
   7 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 80k
(70+10)k
  
13
Jaxon Thimbe
Kraken Helm
6 3 2+ 5+ 9+
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
12 players Elven Kingdoms League
Coach: RicardoGrande Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Black Ark Dedicated Fans: 7  
Current Team Value: 1420k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1420k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (4/1/2) |TD Diff:6 (12 - 6) |Cas Diff:-4 (5/2/0 - 5/6/0)
Last Opponent: Secret Satan Gift Exchange