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Black Blitzers
Retired [X2] Orc

The Black Blitzer's hail from the heights of the Mad Dog Pass in the Word's Edge Mountains.

The team was formed after the Great Orc Chief Mysblak Shatterscream was informed by a captured trader that the Mad Dog Pass was known to the outside world as "Happy Fairy Trail". Shatterscream, upon hearing this bellowed a tremendous war cry and cut the poor human in half with his dinner knife (dinner that knight was giant snake, so he needed a big dinner knife).

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!" he thundered, "We must make the paleskins fear the hordes of the Mad Dog Pass! We are not Happy Faries! We are angry, green, murderous sunnsabit**es and the world's gonna bloody know it!"

So Shatterscream drew his trusted advisors to him and they plotted deep into early dawn. Travellers still say there is an odour of burnt earwax in the pass after this all night thinking binge.

What came out of this strategizin was twofold: 1) Mandatory crucifiction of all pale-skins who travelled through the pass, 2) A declaration of war versus the Old World, and finally 3) The formation of the Mad Dog Pass Black Blitzers.

The Black Blitzers, under the tutelage of coach Nerfic Bunnypuncher, were tasked with teaching the world to fear the orc tribes of the mountains, by savagely and utterly whipping the *censored* out of the civilized world's Bloodbowl teams and hopefully razing each town after the game. If the game proved to be destructive enough to town, soldiery, and populace, the Mad Dog Army would then come in for a loot and burn session as a celebration.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Grimjaw Goblobber
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(108)k
  
2
Orcrist Skinflayer
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
3
Corada Hobgobber
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
4
Boltar "Widow Maker" Wardrake
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
5
Murg Elfhammer
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
6
Drako Treeburner
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
8
Ribald Tonguepuller
Lineman
5 3 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
  
10
Obraham Thunderfist
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
11
Flutie Anklebiter
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
12
Twofist Tankard
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
10 players  
Coach: BunnyPuncher Re-Rolls (120k): 0  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 970k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-3 (0/0/0 - 2/0/1)
Last Opponent: Bubonics