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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1362000">Barag Goldboots</a> inherited an enormous dwarven wealth from his father Ergaard Goldboots. Barag had always been a devouted fan of Blood Bowl, faithfully watching the exploits of such teams as the Dwarf Giants on Cabalvision since he was a wee child. Now all grown up, well.. mostly grown sideways, he went against the board of directors wishes and decided to create a Blood Bowl team of his own. He scouted out 11 of the toughest and grimmest warriors of his clan, even managing to recruit two insane Trollslayers for his team. The board of directors had their own plans though.. to make the team a lucrative source of income and promotion. The team was named the Dwarf Hamsters and was turned big in media, zoning in on families with small children focusing on selling stuffed hamsters and promoting the wide range of Goldboots(tm) products. Of course, noone dared tell the dwarven warriors about the teams name and logo. As far as they know the "Hamster" is a giant ferocious monster mirroring the teams might. Since they only speak dwarven they hopefully won't find out. A general shout out goes to: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=171833">Dwarf Hamsters Love Forever</a>, a team created only as a tribute to out glorious team (yea, right..) <big>Kills:</big><table><tr><td><left> The Hamsters are a team set on Family Entertainment and avoids killing on the pitch. However, the promising 15 SPP AG4 Beastman <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2004054">Clay Renolds II</a> stood in the way of the Dwarf Hamsters now dead and legendary <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1361886">Dorim Goblinhunter</a> when Dorim needed to score. Dorim blitzed the beastman who would never again rise, and ran in and scored. When the Hamsters entered the SMACK tournaments, they met strange creatures they hadn't yet encountered on the pitch. One such was this <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2592132">goblin</a>; a small green fellow who wasn't exactly built to handle a friendly Blood Bowl encounter. During the SMACK era, the hamsters had to face a team of Undead who were playing very naughtily. This <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2592132">Zombie</a> was taken care of before he had a single chance to hurt any dwarf. Of course, it wasn't really a matter of killing as much as a simple matter of dismantling... Speaking of undead, the hamsters also got credit for, ahem, unanimating this <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2603442">skeleton</A>. The hamsters really didn't mean to, there must have been some flaw in its construction. </td></tr></table><big>Deaths:</big><table><tr><td><left> <ul><li>In game 9, the first warrior was killed. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1361856">Bolmer the Fierce</a> honourably gave his life in honourable battle against the forces of Chaos. <li>In game 11, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1362000">Barag Goldboots</A> himself sacrificed his living breath in a struggle against undead hordes of darkness. In Goldboots honour, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1360657">Kaghram Dreadgaze</A> finally met his fated death in battle. There was much celebration. Barag Goldboots is still fulfilling his dream as an active blood bowl player, but has lost the rights to his legacy since he is now technically dead. <li>In game 12, both <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1361886">Dorim Goblinhunter</a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1378259">Gadori the Baker</a> met their doom while athletically obliterating a band of vicious Orcs. The team will forever mourn Dorim and forever miss his incredible abilities. Gadoris special doughnut glaze will also be missed. <li>In game 14, one of the teams original Clan Warriors <A href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1361841">Torgard Bluebeard</a> fought Orcs in revenge and met his demise as a true warrior. <li>In game 18 the team had brought the formerly enslaved Troll Slayer <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2134583">Gawrgh the Insane</a> to the pitch so that he could finally fulfill his destiny to die in battle. He ran around frothing on the pitch for the first half, and in the second he ran a terrified orc up into the stands. Not one for giving up, Gawrgh ran after and took on the entire angry orc fanclub. Needless to say he took quite a few with him until they tore him to shreds. A splendid end for such a dwarf! </ul></td></tr></table> <big>Book of Grudges: </big> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=119501">Gaborkas</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=171695">Orange Black Attack</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=118751">Esto es la bomba</a> has fled to : <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=180996">Broken Toof Howlers</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=119224">Neighbourhood of Chaos</a> |
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Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Guard |
9 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 15/16 | 100k
(115)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2/6 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 3 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Accurate, Block, Pass, Strip Ball, Tackle |
38 | 25 | 13 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 97/176 | 180k
(183)k |
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| 4 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 5 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Guard |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23/31 | 130k
(150)k |
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| 6 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Diving Tackle |
n | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 37/51 | 170k
(140)k |
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| 7 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
26 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 23/31 | 110k
(135)k |
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| 8 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8/16 | 90k
(115)k |
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| 9 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Stand Firm, Guard, Dodge |
40 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 49/51 | 150k
(163)k |
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| 10 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 13 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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| Games Played: | 42 (20/5/17) | | | TD Diff: | 8 (62 - 54) | | | Cas Diff: | 41 (55/44/24 - 40/23/19) |
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