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Zhaharkk Killaz
Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

After years of meaningless destruction of other peoples property, Quark has finally settled for a more or less organized chaos:
Blood Bowl
He likes the idea of beating up a lot of people without anyone shouting at him in an extreme octave. He has collected a few of his "friends", that is, guys that shares his fascination for violence and can't beat him up.
Having aquired the power he found appropriate, he was told that he needed at least 11 players to be allowed to play. When he found out that it didn't really help to beat up the annoying team approver, he decided to ask (or force) the goblin shaman, Grinza Gumbelakk, to find someone to fill the holes in the team. He would simply point them out, and Quark would drag them onto the pitch and tell them that whatever happened to them, he could do something that was much worse if they tried to run away.

--------| 3/2/05 |--------
Zhaharkk Killaz's first match was very much to Quark's liking. All the stories he had heard about filthy skeletons runnings around falling to bits, great big animals growling over half dead bodies and referees running from the fans were true!! The fact that most of the blood came from his own team mates didn't bother him much. He won the game and got the opportunity to really kick some ass.

Grinza didn't like the game much. He's kinda the brain in the team, and the fact that the two cows that he had hired both went down in the first match against the Khemri team NaKaZaKy, and even still complains about their injuries, bothers him a lot. The only reasons that hasn't left the team, is that he's really afraid of Quark, and that the guy he found in his compost heap two hours before the match started apparently is some kinda hero.

--------| 6/2/05 |--------
Facing the terrifying Tapponi chaos dwarfs, Quark experienced his first casuality. His ancle was broken, and he will never walk properly again. The only thing that bothers him, though, is the fact that he wont be able to enter the pitch in the next match.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mathilda Wax
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 130k
(123)k
  
2
Strange Zulphuxa
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 130k
(123)k
  
3
Blind Boffer
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
4
Igor "stichy" Frenzoid
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
5
Quark
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
 -ma 4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(55)k
  
6
Traxor the Dinosaur
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
Blitzing Magda
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
8
Nilbogboh
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
9
Grinza Gumbelakk
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
 m 5 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 60k
(0)k
  
10
Water boy
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
11
Quark's pet
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
   5 0 3 0 0 1 14/ 60k
(50)k
  
12
Bootlace tier
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
+MA
   5 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 70k
(75)k
  
13
Newspaper boy
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
   5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(50)k
  
14
Found'im-in-the-compost-heap Bob
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
   4 2 1 0 1 0 7/ 60k
(50)k
  
15
Grim'm da Growler
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Baffer Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1360k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (3/1/1) |TD Diff:4 (7 - 3) |Cas Diff:-8 (2/2/1 - 5/6/2)
Last Opponent: Englands Eastenders