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Retired [X2] Chaos Dwarf

I don't know what to say, really.

"I don't want to get any messages saying, 'Were holding our LOS' We are not holding a Goddamned thing.
Let the others do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time.

Our basic gameplan of offence is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!" "From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard.

I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more players we will kill. The more players we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed.

Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that." "There is one great thing that you players will all be able to say after this game is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great Blood Bowl , you WON'T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, 'Well, your Grandma shoveled shit in marinenburg .' No, man, you can look him straight in the eye and say, 'Son, your Grandpa played with the best Football and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named Tiny!' "

That's Blood Bowl guys.

That all it is...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mittletroll
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 100k
(94)k
  
2
Outside linebull
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block
   2 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 150k
(163)k
  
3
Ill get it, no problem
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(30)k
  
4
Jabaa
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
5
Masser af spucts
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
6
Dieto
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
1 mile bull
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block
   2 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 150k
(163)k
  
8
You said WHAT!
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
9
Did you see that...
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
10
Right, who was I to kill
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
11
Man i need a drink
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   2 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 90k
(115)k
  
12
I tell you, she had that big B..
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(30)k
  
14
Never died for his team
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
13 players  
Coach: raae Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1190k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (2/0/0) |TD Diff:2 (5 - 3) |Cas Diff:3 (4/0/0 - 0/1/0)
Last Opponent: Alle har Løg