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P [R] Human

The logo is not meant to be offensive. I just think It's stupid to play with humans when being such a bad player like myself... YOU are the one playing with stupid.

The following is more of a reminder to myself rather than fluff, when skill choosing comes (which is rare)

This team believes in two things:
1) Nothing increases survival rate more than +ST
2) "There is never enough guard!" - an enlightened player of this fine comunity

<b>Skills Policy</b>

<b>Linemen</b>
STATS
Precedence Over EVERYTHING: +ST
Ignore: +AG, +MA
SKILLS
Normal: 1) Block 2) Kick OR Tackle
The first Lino that reaches two skills gets Kick OR Having only TWO linos with Block, the third gets Kick
Doubles: 1) Guard 2) Dodge
ALL doubles go to guard

Retirement: -ST, nig

(I don't think they will ever live to see a Third skill... not the way I play them, at least!)

<b>Catchers</b>
STATS
Precedence Over EVERYTHING: +ST, +AG, +MA
Ignore: NOTHING!
SKILLS
Normal: 1)Block 2) Sidestep OR Sure Feet 3) Sprint IF Sure Feet
MUST have block as first skill; Distribute Sidestep
Doubles: 1)Dauntless 2)Guard
Retirement:: No Injuries!

<b>Throwers</b>
STATS
Precedence Over EVERYTHING: +ST, +AG, +MA
Ignore: NOTHING!
SKILLS
In a perfect world, one should be the defensive Thrower and the other should be the offensive one. The Defensive is basically a blitzer with sure hands and pass, whilst the offensive has all the throwing good stuff.
Normal: 1)Block OR Accurate 3) Safe Throw
Doubles: 1)Guard OR Strong Arm 3) Dodge
Retirement:: No Injuries except -MA at extraordinaty circumstances.

<b>Blitzers</b>
STATS
Precedence Over EVERYTHING: +ST
Ignore: +AG, +MA IF NOT having (+ST OR Dodge OR Guard)
SKILLS
Blitzers, the way the environment in here works, should be the Line of Defense. Humans are far too weak to brawl with Dwarfs, Orcs, Chaos, etc. and, at the same time, NOT being agile enough to escape them.
Normal: 1)Guard 2) Mighty Blow OR Tackle OR Strip Ball
Doubles: 1)Dodge 2) Stand Firm
Retirement:: No Injuries except -MA at extraordinary circumstances!

<b>Ogre</b>
STATS
Precedence Over EVERYTHING: +ST
Ignore: +AG, +MA
SKILLS
Normal: 1)Guard 2) Piling On
Doubles: 1)Block 2) Pro
Retirement:: -ST, nig
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Manco
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
2
Estupido
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
Parvo
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   7 0 2 0 2 1 15/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
4
Asno
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   7 0 3 0 3 2 25/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
Vesgo
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Guard
   7 17 0 0 0 0 17/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
6
Lingrinhas
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Sure Feet
   7 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
7
Engonha
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   7 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
Cepo
Lineman
6 3 3 8   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Anjinha
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Tropego
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Magrinho
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
12
Bimbo
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
13
Estorpicio
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: guimas Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1450k (±220) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (3/1/3) |TD Diff:2 (12 - 10) |Cas Diff:8 (9/5/1 - 2/3/2)
Last Opponent: SargentD and SOD return