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Out in the Northern Hills among "da richest tribes" a rather methodical and rather "maadd" Doc decided <b><i>"it waaz time to do someting for da glory of da tribe"</i></b>. This Doc Aspwin, renowned for crazy ideas and really good headache cure that involve a hammer and the patients kneecap, gathered together a rough and ready band of greenskinz <b><i>"to take on da whorled"</i></b>.
He decided not only to take along big and bad orks nut also little gretichn. Much to the dismay of his bigg'uns who just shuck their heads muttering <b><i>"whatch want with dem, de could not even scare a humie"</i></b>. Surely the Doc has a plan for the snievly, shroomed up gobbos.

Although nobody saw the famous Doc for a first six games, he is <b>BACK</b>! Performance was <b><i>"like ponzzi, pranzi elvies"</i></b> and so it is good that he is <b><u>back</u></b>, that he has built up a head of steam, he has comback truelly <b><u><font color="004000">mean & green</font></u></b>. And the first thing he did is fire former thrower Shrabgut Eyethrower and made him <b><i>"'iz assidant couch"</i></b>, Shrabgut has the honourable job of either organising a seat for the Doc or being a seat for the Doc!

Da Doc seemed to have struck a cord with da boyz. The longest <i><b>"streak"</i></b> in team history - <font color="004000"><b>4 games unbeaten</b></font> has just been set, but maybe the ol'boyz have not quite caught on that <i>not loosing</i> is not the same as <b><i>winning!</i></b> and after a long explanation by the doc - that involved lots of hammering with <i><b>medikal sledge</b></i>- they lost.
<h3><i>Whtaz up Doc!</i></h3>
How will the boyz start scoring again, can they continue to relie on their troll? - Seemingly they can, in the last game Shonbut Elfmandrink came through again.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  24 0 0 0 5 3 25/ 120k
(128)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Guard, Stand Firm
  24 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 130k
(128)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Stand Firm
  25 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 110k
(100)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA
  3 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 110k
(125)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Stand Firm, Mighty Blow
  22 0 2 0 4 3 29/ 130k
(128)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Tackle
  25 1 1 0 6 3 31/ 140k
(145)k
 
7
Lineman
5 4 3 9
+ST
  24 1 0 1 3 1 14/ 100k
(125)k
 
8
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard
  25 1 0 0 1 2 13/ 80k
(80)k
 
9
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
  14 1 1 0 3 3 25/ 120k
(133)k
 
10
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
  7 8 1 0 0 0 11/ 90k
(105)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sprint
  23 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 80k
(90)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Leap
  24 1 6 0 0 1 24/ 80k
(80)k
 
13
Troll
4 5 2 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, +AG
  23 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 160k
(129)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
 
15
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Redhammer_the_Old Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (6/7/12) |TD Diff:-17 (24 - 41) |Cas Diff:-5 (23/11/6 - 23/15/7)
Last Opponent: Aachenburg Checkered Shirts