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Power of the Warpstone
Roster [X2] Skaven

Warpstone... very powerfull magical item. Changes it can make are significant. Everyone touching it can be sure to gain some mutation. So why would it someone ever touch then? Well, it promise big Power too. So it's constant struggle between politicians (of a country that does not exist: Guy, and the politicians are going to be explained later on) to find even the smallest piece of this stone, for the Power the Warpstone grants is magnificent.
Over time one by one, Guy's politicians gave themselves to the Power of the Warpstone. For the Warpstone has the Power of its own, and that Power is fueled by mighty Demon. The Demon plays with punny human minds, breaking their weak willpower, and making them take just a tiny bit of the Warpstone, thus succumbing them to his own will. And the ways of Demons are never know.
The more Warpstone politicians have, the bigger Power they think they have. But Demons are tricky essences, and in the end they always take what they want, and the things they give are only temporary... but the politicians are hungry, and they want the Power.
And the way of Guy's most influential Demon is that he makes rats out of politicians, in the end, when they horde enough Warpstone. Rat is Guy's Demons' favorite animal, because the behaviour of Guy's politicians is very similiar to behaviour of rats.
The story ends here, and with sad end, because the mighty Demon took all politicians' souls, and now they are rats. However the Demon is not evil as Demons know to be, and he gave them one last chance to clear their filthy names (which couldn't be spelled right because Demon makes their names written from right to left instead of left to right): by playing and dieing on the pitch of Blood Bowl game. Each one will be explained:

Skrichy: Once known as Citab. He was minister of Justice. He was hungry for power, and made his own party, for the Demon put little bit of Warpstone in his house. Citab couldn't resist the call, and took the piece of Warpstone. That was the beggining of his demise. On the next elections he hadn't had enough votes to enter parliament. So the Demon tricked him, taking his pride, and making him give his position as minister to someone less power-hungry. Now he's only the plain Linerat.

Skrechy: Once know as Cicad. He was Civesolim's right hand while his Master ruled the Guy country. After his Master was apperhanded for crimes against the humanity, the Demon felt the weakness in Cicad's willpower. He put little piece of Warpstone to under Cicad's seat in parliament. Cicad felt it and couldn't resist the Call. He took the Warpstone, thinking he will have big party of his own in parliamnet because the Master was gone... Well, you can guess... the Demon tricked him too... Now neither Master nor new presidents whant to hear about him... He is left to clear his name as a Linerat.

Micky Mouse: Once know as Ciknid. He was minister of finances. He waited for the position too long. The Demon felt his thirst and put him a tiny bit of Warpstone in his pocket. The position was given to him right away. But the Warpstone took over his mind, and he made many stupid moves and said many stupid things. The Warpstone made him so vengencefull that anyone saying anything about him were put under investigation... just to be sure that they paid all the taxes... Sometimes new laws were being issued just to make sure someone will be judged for tax evasion. In the end, his eyes got red, and he is now left to clear his name as Linerat.

Speedy Gonzales: Once know as Civoksard. He was the biggest revolutionarist to Civesolim's ruleing. He was the leader of opposition for many years. There were several attempts to murder him, just for being on the "wrong" side. Demon felt his weakness when the elections were fraud for second time (elections took place every 4 years). Demon placed the Warpstone in his house, enableing him to find listening devices in his house, and making him survive the "accident" on highway. But on the next elections democrates united, and he didn't wan't to be part of it unless he was the leader. That was his end. He made it into parliament in coalition with Cili's party, but his power was just a shadow of his former power. So Demon broke him too, giving him the position of Gutter Runner, the position which can end only in glorious death.

Snitch: Once know as Cili. He was the mayor of small town in Guy country. He made many good moves, prospering his town extremely much. But he wanted bigger part of cake... He wanted to have the Power. And Demon gave it to him. He became the minister of capital investments. He united with Civoksard and made it into parliament. But demon called him by phone, provoked him, and recorded what he said, only to put that recording on internet so that everyone in Guy can hear what he said, amongst which: "He can suck my di*k in packet with b*lls", "I would let her suck my di*k, only if she was more beautyfull", "He's garbage, what he has against me?", "He's mentally retarded.... I would be the sponsor of his medical treatment, because he spent all the money he got on "small doors" ".... and so on. Of course everyone laughed at him after that, and he is now left to clear his name as Throw Rat.

Stencher: Once known as Cicoj. He was hungry for Power, and Demon gave him (too) the Power. He accepted the Warpstone too fast. He became Minister of Police. But soon after that his background was exposed: "That store robbery was my only sin from childhood. I was only young and noughty", he tried to explain... Somehow nobody beleived that his mafia connections were lost for good. Now the Demon gave him the position of Storm Vermin to clear his name.

Parmelinjo: Once known as Cirak. He was raised in poor family, and had to work hard for money. He was sick of it, and wanted to have a LOT of money. And Demon gave him the starting capital (taken from people of Guy country). But he became too hungry for money, and Ciknid found many illegal jobs he had, and is doing. He finished his bussinesman carrier in struggle between jail and parliament. The Demon gave him one last chance to clear his name on the position of Gutter Runner.

Horned Rat: Once known as Acinutsok. He was the leader of democrats when they took over Civesolim's rule. But he was too hungry for Power, and wanted to rule all by himself. He ended being prime minister. But Demon gives with his left hand and takes with his right. Now he has to defend his name on the position of Rat Ogre.

Mozzrelino: Once known as Subal. One of the democrats leaders. As well as all democrats, he also wanted power all for himself. He ended being goverment presidents' right hand. But Horned Rat wants his part of cake for giving him this position. He took him to his Demon's plane just to make him Linerat for his team (and amuzement).

Gorgonzul: Once known as Ninacisram. He was president of goverment for some time. But the Demon placed him to be in right position in right time, but possessed his tongue. After saying too many stupid things, his carrier was over. But Demon had mercy on him, and he is now Linerat.

Mini Mouse: Once known as Civesolim. He was one of the biggest dictators ever know on planet where the country Guy is. The Demon gave him too much Warpstone (too much even for Demon) and he had Total Power. But as easy as Demon gaves, he takes away too. He ended his carrier on trial for crimes against the humanity. Demon had some mercy for him (because the Demon felt responsible (hmm... Demon felting responsible???) for giving him too much Warpstone) and he is now Linerat.

The Brain: Once known as Cilokin. Demon played him out without even giving him the warpstone. Demon took his boss to trial, so he was left as the only option to be leader of his fraction. Hungry with new Power he got, he did, and said, outrageously many stupid things... for which Demon had to punish him (The Demon really don't want to listen to all those crap around)... He is serving as a valiant Storm Vermin now, so that he can clean his mouth and brain of garbage he said and done.

... many other politicians will come... it's only a matter of time... the Demon is sure...

All names are imaginary... any similarity to any name is not intended. All positions are imaginary... any similarity is not intended. Guy country is imaginary... any similarity to any country's name is not intended. All pictures are taken from TV show shown in Serbia. Used without permission. No challenge to show's status is intended. This team is completely unofficial and in no way endorsed by that show.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Skrichy
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
2
Skrechy
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   2 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(105)k
  
3
Micky Mouse
Lineman
7 3 3 7 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
  
4
Speedy Gonzales
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Sprint
   2 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 100k
(115)k
  
5
Snitch
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
   2 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(90)k
  
6
Stencher
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
7
Parmelinjo
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 80k
(90)k
  
8
Horned Rat
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Big Guy, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 130k
(115)k
  
9
Mozzarelino
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
10
Gorgonzul
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(55)k
  
11
Mini Mouse
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(55)k
  
12
The Brain
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: dzonvejn Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (1/1/0) |TD Diff:1 (4 - 3) |Cas Diff:-2 (1/0/1 - 3/1/0)
Last Opponent: Thunder Spirits