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<table border="0" bgcolor="ffffcc"><tr><td> <p align= "center" style="font-family:marker felt;font-size:150%;color:#330000"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/95127.jpg"></img>Wild Boarz</p> <i><p align= "left" style="font-family:lucinda grande;font-size:110%;color:cc6600">An Ogre stood at the very peak of an enormous mountain. Looking down, he saw the forest of Loren and the lands of Bretonnia stretched out before him. And on the brink of his vision, at the very edge of the horizon, was the ocean. The Great Ocean he had heard so many stories about. A crow squawked somewhere in the distance, and the Ogre began his climb back down the mountain again. His trousers, nearly black with filth, were torn and bloodied by the time he had reached the cave, home of the Boar tribe. ”Ar, yer back from yer mountain-climbin' now, aye Hargul?” Said another Ogre, greeting him. ”Yeh. I ‘az seen da Bretonni land from up der. Now lets see about some food, aye? Climbin' is hungry work.” Hargul answered, patting his belly. They walked into the cave side-by-side, walking down a narrow tunnel until they came to the main, cavernous hall, home to most of the Boar tribe. Many pathways led in and out of the hall, leading to the Astro turf and the living areas of the BloodBowl Ogres. Many Ogres lounged around in the main hall, ordering their Gnoblars around and having private competitions of strength, betting chunks of meat on the outcomes. One such competition, which had two of the largest Ogres in an arm-wrestling match, quickly escalated into a fight. ”I beat yer! Me Gnoblar sez he saw yer hand touch da ground! Tell ‘im, Gussy!” ”Yer! Ma big bossy beat yer fair ‘n' skware! He win!” Said the Gnoblar in his annoying, high-pitched voice. He was jumping up and down as he pointed at his boss. ”Ma hand neva touched da ground! It waz close ter it, but that's cause I was lettin' yer! But yeh di'nt beat me, so don't say yer did!” The other Ogre bellowed, raising his fists. ”Yer a damned fool, Gronz!” The first Ogre said, launching himself at Gronz. The ensuing fight was short but brutal. Gronz threw the other Ogre into the wall, before sitting on his ribs and punching him in the head. ”Oy!” A voice boomed out, echoing in the cave. Gronz stopped punching, staring over to the new Ogre. It was the team Captain 'Yetto' - clad in full body armour and bloodied spike guantlents. “Why do you think it iz necessary fer yer ter make all dis racket n wake me up? Git off him, you maggot.” He said, striding over to Gronz and pulling him away. ”We ‘az got real fights comin' up. We iz goin ter fight the Bretonnis, tha tree-elves and what ever else da league can throw at us soon enuf, and I don't want half me boyz dead before then! So yer all needz ta calm down. Get ready ladz, cos tamorrow weze are goin ta rumble!”</i></p></td></tr></table><table border="0"><tr><th><p align= "middle" style="font-family:marker felt;font-size:130%;color:#330000">Da Captains 10 Commandments!</p></th> <th><p align= "middle" style="font-family:marker felt;font-size:130%;color:#330000">Player Milestones!</p></th> </tr> <tr><td> <p align= "middle" style="font-family:papyrus;font-size:120%;color:#330000"> 1. Worship no god but mez dah Captain. 2. Dah make plenty of Idols of mez 3. You can use my name for evil purposes, for I, da Captain, will not punish anyone who abuses mez name much! 4. Remember the BloodBowl match, and keep it dirty, mez forgetz da rest. 5. Respect da Captain, so that thy may live a long time on da BloodBowl turf. 6. Thou shalt not kill dez Boneheads, everyone elze iz fine. 7.Da shall not commit da poultry to da hummies itz mine. 8. Da shall steal esp if itz da ball 9. Da shall bez a false witness against dar other team when da ref ask. 10. Da shall enter dar neighbor's house; da shall eat dar neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs da neighbor.</p> </td> <td> <p align= "middle" style="font-family:papyrus;font-size:120%;color:#330000">Ekk Fukel awarded the Death Head's medallion of Destruction. For all these players who can inflict 3 or more Casualties in a single game. <img src="http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h90/lakides/medals/Deathskull.gif"></img> </p></td> </tr> </table> <embed src="http://www.empiricalrecords.com/CSU/Data/Spot-Lunatic.mp3"></embed> <a href="http://www.empiricalrecords.com"><font color="red">Link to my old band CSU which is where this track can be obtained from</font></a> |
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Ogre
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6 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate Guard, Break Tackle, +MA |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 | 39/51 | 190k
(181)k |
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| 2 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate Guard, Break Tackle |
23 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 27/31 | 160k
(154)k |
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| 3 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 120k
(117)k |
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| 4 |
Ogre
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4 | 6 | 2 | 9 | Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate Guard, +ST, Multiple Block |
-ma | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 32/51 | 210k
(167)k |
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| 5 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 3 | 9 | Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate Block, Guard, Break Tackle, +AG |
n | 23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 18 | 2 | 52/76 | 230k
(160)k |
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| 6 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
16 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15/16 | 60k
(50)k |
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| 7 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
12 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 12/16 | 60k
(50)k |
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| 8 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate Block, Guard |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 19/31 | 170k
(144)k |
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| 11 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| 14 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| 15 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| 16 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| Games Played: | 23 (9/1/13) | | | TD Diff: | -13 (22 - 35) | | | Cas Diff: | 46 (34/25/15 - 18/7/3) |
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| Last Opponent: Skatin' | |||||||