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Truly mediocre.

The first game this team played was awful, terrible, boring, just pure nasty garbage trash rubbish.

It stank.

Everything more or less failed, the opponent didn't do too much better but he did comphrehensively outblock me - with goblins.

Chaos are wank.

I hate these clowns

The fumbbl client is bullshit.

What a waste of my time.

2nd game, well these clowns can't fight their way outta a wet paper bag.

3rd game, diceraped again, but at least I scored a couple of cas (as well as taking my usual quota) and prevented the defeat - best I could do after being outnumbered from turn 1, and increasingly so during the game.

4th game - this was a war, having to fight inch by inch for every bit of yardage gained! 1-0, and could easily have been 1-1 - should have been, but sometimes you get the luck when you need it...

5th Game - battered again, this time by Elves, but their luck ran out and mine stayed ok - even to the turn 16 apo success to stop a death (and allow me to field 11 in game 6)

6th Game - this team really does suck and blow. Despite kickoff results going our way, they can't pass for love nor money, assuming they can pick the soap like ball up at all. Only the dire luck of the opponent made mine look good.

7th Game - luck was one way till late in the 1st - and not my way. Outbashed completely, 1-0 down. 2nd half things improved, and opponent started to fail things (finally) whereas I managed to Kill one of his guys (1st armour break for cas) and KO a few (whoopee). Equalised, then scored with improbable TD in T16 after I roll double skulls in 15, and he rolls double skulls in 16. Undeserved win. I'll take it.

8th Game - Battered senseless, but run 5 td in and concede none. Weird.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
n 8 0 2 0 3 4 32/51 120k
(117)k
 
3
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  8 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 60k
(60)k
 
4
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(110)k
 
7
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow
  8 2 3 0 1 1 18/31 100k
(115)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  7 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 60k
(60)k
 
9
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  8 2 0 0 1 0 4/6 60k
(60)k
 
11
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Claw, Block
  8 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 150k
(140)k
 
12
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  6 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 120k
(109)k
 
13
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Razor Sharp Claws
  4 0 4 0 1 1 19/31 150k
(135)k
 
14
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Big Hand
  3 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(85)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Meetgrinder Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1470k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (7/1/0) |TD Diff:14 (18 - 4) |Cas Diff:-8 (6/2/3 - 9/7/3)
Last Opponent: Ulthuan Invaders