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| <i><b>"Wot ho, Jeefs; pass da tee and crumb-pits, dere's a good fella."</b></i> <P align=left>Fresh from graduating from Big Erk's Posh Skool For Da Lurnin Of Stunty-Skwishing, this disparate team of upper-crust blue-blood green-skins found themselves at rather a loose end. They decided that giving up their favourite pastimes of Rugga, Stunty-Chukkin and Elf-Bashin would be a bad thing, so they formed their own team to ensure that their <i>alma mater</i> would be well-represented in the Blood Bowl tournaments. Their fetching school colours of bile green and vomit yellow with dried-blood trim fly proudly above the sports field, and their fans sit in their seats with their Skool Ties, Scarves and Blazas, whirling their suspiciously spiked and club-like rattles with gay abandon and occasionally throwing hails of pointy rocks and crustless cucumber-and-snot sandwiches at the opposition. While the rocks usually do little damage, a stray sandwich has been known to knock out the hardiest of star players. The Apoffycarry waits at the side of the pitch, medicinal jug of Pimms-&-Gunpowder at the ready, as the Ole Boyz start to get the merry hell knocked out of themselves once more. "Wot ho!" goes the cry, as Da Big Scoffa knocks someone else's head off. "'Ard lines, Ole Boy," exclaim the fans as one of the Stunties gets eviscerated, then "Jolly Good Show, Ole Been," as a blitzer dives over the line. Above all, the Ole Boyz live by their Skool Mottoe <i><b>In Cloaca Veritas</b></i>, which means "Ra Ra Ra We Is Gonna Smash Da Oiks" in Old Language.</p> <b><i>"Play Up, Boyz!"</i></b> |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 4 |
Thrower
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate |
2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6/16 | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 5 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 110k
(110+0)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 10 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 11 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Block |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11/16 | 70k
(40+30)k |
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| 12 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 13 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block +MA |
3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12/16 | 110k
(80+30)k |
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| 13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 5 (2/2/1) | | | TD Diff: | 3 (7 - 4) | | | Cas Diff: | 3 (4/3/0 - 3/1/0) |
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| Last Opponent: Pandemonium Dynamo | |||||||