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Roster [L] Halfling

Once upon a time there was a beautiful garden in Mid-Summer. Birds sang, the sun shone gently and the wind blew through the leaves. It happened then that the evil wizard Monty Montymonty came to the land. He had the plan to corrupt it and - when all people left - to raise an army of undead followers. He started his camapaign of total domination on the day, when the litte boy Jim fell of a steep mountain road. But this has nothing to do with our story. Jim just died.

Some days later there was a small tremble upon the earth of the land. Something ancient and eternally good stirred and fell to sleep again. Forever.

It looked bad for the land, no small boy Jim and no eternally good would stop Monty Montymonty.

But then, an egg rolled out of a birds nest in the aforementioned garden. It fell about 10 feet and smashed upon a stone. The most unlikely of things happened: The stone broke into two halves, revealing that it was entirely made of paper and therefore fake.

Just above him the Bird-Man argued with the Bird-Woman about eating too fat and old worms. She left him afterwards.

But as it was foretold in a book - as magic as a totally unmagic piece of wood - this was a marvellous moment. It was said that a place in which something most unlikely happens there would happen something most unlikely a second time to give birth to a greater good.

In this beautiful garden were dwarves made of porcelaine. They suddenly came to life and began to talk and make jokes and eat. Actually they haden´t fed their whole lives, so they decided that eating was wonderful and most important.

A small fairy appeared and told the dwarves of the most unlikely moment and what it gave birth to, carrying a heavy book which she could barely hold. She told them that they were chosen by a greater good to fight off any harm from their garden, from their land. That they would be chosen to become true heroes, the most unlikely of all creatures.

When they realized that Monty Montymonty was about to corrupt the land, they took up their weapons grimly. They sang fierce songs of war. All the lands population sang of them and cheered them. They became legend even before doing something.

Then they left to play BloodBowl. And eat. And be Halflings, not dwarves.
Morale of the story? Sure thing.......
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bumbulum Bark-A-Lot
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   5 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
Wetleaf Dog-Chaser
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   5 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Major Tom Between-The-Trees
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   5 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
4
Filipe Fungus-Tamer
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Peter Yellow-Water-In-The-Pool
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Carson Beautiful-Colors
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   4 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
7
Ivan Combs-The-Grass
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Oldman Sausage-Fingers
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   5 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
9
Garry Gate-Keeper
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Rich Keeps-Coat-Closed
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Hugh Morning-Dew
Halfling Hopeful
5 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
   5 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 80k
(30+50)k
  
12
Benjamin Grows-Vegetables
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Steve Feeds-Birds
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   5 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
14
Ford Stands-Beneath-Bushes
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Willy The-Rose-Trimmer
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Wolfskin Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1210k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (3/1/1) |TD Diff:6 (9 - 3) |Cas Diff:0 (4/5/1 - 4/4/2)
Last Opponent: Woodies Wonderboys