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Leporine Malefactors II
Retired [X2] Chaos

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Centuries of slaughter, debauchery and indulgence had finally began to pall for the enigmatic and decidedly egotisical Slaaneshi Daemon Prince, Ahadiel, and so began his search for a new challenge, the story of which is too long and horrific to recount here. Suffice to say after leaving a trail of pain and suffering across the old world the shambling, robed figure of a sorcerer crossed his path, enticing him by uttering promises of great tests of skill, strength and intelligence, the chance to lure thousands of unsuspecting fans into the fold of the god of pleasure and, more importantly, into worshipping his angelic facade ... all this from a mere game.

Taking his most favoured Champion as his captain, he that bore the Daemon's own name, Arkzein Ahadiel, exaclted of Slaanesh, the most promising chosen and a group of beastmen slaves the Prince of Pleasure set off, his ego constantly stroked by the words of the new manager, the mysterious sorcerer, who's constant ministrations fell under the baleful gaze of Arkzein, mistrustful as ever. At first things went well for the team, crushing the local opposition with their superior strength and tactics.

Yet his mistrust was soon given credence as one by one the team fell into madness, raving lunatics who delighted in pain and slaughter on the pitch, losing any semblance of organistaion and teamplay whilst worshiping their new Leporine icon of Slaanesh, a ludicrous sight that left many unguarded to their vicious assualt. At first it seemed the Prince merely ignored this as a sign of devotion, until it became all to clear he had fallen under the sorcerer's spell also, even going sofar as to craft himself a great bloody cloak made of hundreds of Leporine Carcases.

Left sane as an added torment Arkzein remains trapped in this team of pure insanity under penalty of death or madness, attempting in vain to captain them into some sort of organisation. The Leporine Malefactors are rediculed wherever they appear, the sorcerer's powers able to bring forth the team's stadium, the Maledictum, at will. Their their humourous namesake and appearance in soft pink armour leaving spectators and opposition stunned at first and in hysterics the next. The laughing soon stops when the killing starts, the entire team bar one giggling and grinning in glee as the blood flows....
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
  11 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 120k
(125)k
 
2
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   7 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 100k
(110)k
 
3
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 100k
(110)k
 
4
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
  3 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 120k
(125)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  7 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 140k
(123)k
 
7
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  10 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  11 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
Block, +AG
  11 1 0 0 3 2 17/ 120k
(128)k
 
11
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  10 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(60)k
 
12
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Accurate
  11 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 90k
(85)k
 
13
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Big Hand, Block, Tackle
  11 1 7 0 2 2 36/ 130k
(135)k
 
14
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle
  10 1 2 1 1 1 16/ 100k
(115)k
 
15
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  11 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
13 players  
Coach: member1234 Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (4/2/5) |TD Diff:-2 (12 - 14) |Cas Diff:1 (7/10/1 - 10/6/1)
Last Opponent: Dark Seers Of Truth