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Benign Growth
Roster [X2] Nurgle's Rotters

Discovered during a routine examination of budding teams in one of the minor Chaos Wastes leagues this happy-go-lucky bunch was evaluated as not posing any danger to anyone's health. In lack of a second opinion, the band of bubonic friends was filed as a "benign growth". Nurgle smiled.

After a flying start, the team's development slowed somewhat. It was then rumored that some kind of pre-game meditation therapy led by the now dead Ogre guru "Extension" had been ordered by the team's coach. Who knows, maybe the problems of Benign Growth were just in the players' heads. Or perhaps Nurgle (or was it Nuffle...?) just wasn't happy with the relative lack of carnage on the field thus far...

After a few games, something of a new spark was seen in Benign Growth. On a direct question Qit commented the success with these insightful words: "Ghaagghh...bbrhgh..phhff...".

Having battled it out with Amoeba, one of the strongest Rotters teams on FUMBBL, the Growth is in need of a little rest. Noru a.k.a. "Psychocow" a.k.a. "Boogeyman", was hit hard in the game and got his hip smacked up a bit. A bit slower, but still with that extra Oomph...

And then there's the "Funky Clowns" incident... Three dead and one niggle. Benign Growth's hard earned midfield gone in a flash...

Noru started to think about retirement. A shadow of his former self, it became time to to leave. Into the shadows.

A long retraining session lies before Benign Growth. A whole new generation of Beastmen stand in line to become full blown Blood Bowl players. Maybe someone can match up to the Great Noru.

Again the two behemoths have met up. Again the score was tied. 2-2. This time it was bloody, with a Rotter and a bestman from Amoeba buying it and one of the Growth scorers of the game being sent to the morgue.

Benign Growth has taken on Antediluvians, another of the top ranking Rotter teams in DivX. The result was a 0-2 loss (the first in 17 games!) and a dead beastman. Strange magicks were at work during the game as the Growth players kept being distracted, tripping and feeling sick. Bitter revenge is in the air.

GRAAAH! Another loss! This time it was the broken monsters of Broken Monsters that made it happen. Hrmph. We'll break those monsters yet...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The Dark Ages
Rotter
4 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 110k
(128)k
  
2
Nagrush
Rotter
4 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
Block, Guard, Break Tackle
   37 0 0 0 9 5 43/51 170k
(195)k
  
3
Makhotai
Beastman
6 4 3 8
Horns
+ST, Claw
   15 0 6 0 0 0 18/31 140k
(160)k
  
4
Tamaroun
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
   14 0 4 0 0 1 17/31 100k
(123)k
  
5
Lost Forever
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60)k
  
6
Uriak
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
 n 38 0 5 0 1 2 27/31 100k
(102)k
  
7
Adjooga
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Sure Hands, Block
   14 4 0 0 1 2 16/31 100k
(115)k
  
8
Gestur
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   4 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 80k
(85)k
  
9
Qit
Beast
4 5 1 8
Big Guy, Foul Appearance, Infect, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Tentacles
Razor Sharp Claws, Block, Multiple Block
 -ag, -av 38 0 0 0 13 3 41/51 200k
(165)k
  
10
Akroghaat
Rotter
4 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
Block, Guard
   37 0 0 0 5 4 30/31 150k
(165)k
  
12
Kirov
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
  
13
Tobai
Rotter
4 5 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
Claw, Block, +ST
 n 34 0 0 0 12 4 44/51 210k
(165)k
  
14
Yekkem
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
   19 1 1 0 2 3 23/31 100k
(123)k
  
13 players  
Coach: borderline Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Nurgle's Rotters Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2010k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:39 (18/13/8) |TD Diff:23 (54 - 31) |Cas Diff:20 (45/33/11 - 30/23/16)
Last Opponent: Cthulhu Boys