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Retired [X] Vampire

</br>I took myself just a tiny bit too seriously last time with my dark elves. I figured the perfect remedy was to try a vampire team!

Players are named after great players of the Canadian Football League.

First dice roll of first game : thrall MNG! Let's hope this isn't a sign of things to come... Turns out the rest of the game went pretty well after that! :-)

Game 7 : Ricky Ray, who has block, makes a 2 dice block. Double skulls, reroll double skulls. Injures himself, miss next game!

Game 11 : 2 bloolust rolls failed in the first 2 turns, resulting in 2 dead thralls. Later on, right after another death (from a dirty player), vampire about to make a pass. The range shows no interception (not even close). When about to make a pass, an elf way off is shown as being able to intercept! Huge bug! Go for it to avoid it : 1. Reroll : 1. Dead vampire. However, Buck Pierce gained +ST after the game!

Game 14 : 3 double 1s and 3 double skulls. I didn't think it was possible to roll that many!

Game 15 : Ben Cahoon, the +ST thrall and also my favorite player in the CFL, got -ST at the hands of a dirty player. This happened the turn after a failed hypnogaze kept him from blitzing said dirty player and forced him to blitz the non-hypnotized chaos warrior instead. It was stupid of me to use my apothecary earlier on a niggling injury suffered by Ricky Ray, especially since the crowd niggled Ray again later on anyway with a rock. Cahoon, you will be remembered!

Game 19 : Jason Clermont, the blodge vampire, rolls a double 1 on a dodge at the worst possible time. This leaves Buck Pierce, the ST5 blodge vampire, standing with the ball right next to a bunch of black orcs and the crowd. Buck gets pushed into the crowd, dies, and does not regenerate. Way to go Clermont, way to protect your quarterback! Later on in the game, Jason Clermont rolls another double 1 on a dodge. This time there is no other vampire left on the field to kill, so he kills himself. Of course, regeneration fails again. And of course, my only SPPs other than 1 completion was the MVP going to, guess who, Jason Clermont. FF decreases (i can understand the fans), only 20k winnings, so down to 9 players (8 for next game).

After 6 straight games undefeated, this last game completely ruined the team and there is nothing left to salvage. Time to retire the team. 9 players dead and 7 more niggled or -ST after 19 games makes it hard to keep a team going. I could make a really kick ass team with the past players, but there's no team left in the current ones!

The team finished with a .500 record and a +8 TD differential. I think that's quite respectable for vampires. I think i did ok.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kevin Glenn
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   4 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(50)k
  
3
Jason Tucker
Thrall
6 3 3 7   9 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 40k
(30)k
  
4
Sandro DeAngelis
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   8 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 60k
(50)k
  
5
Brian Chiu
Thrall
6 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
6
Geroy Simon
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Guard
   19 1 1 0 3 3 25/ 90k
(85)k
  
7
Brent Johnson
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   18 0 3 0 3 3 30/ 80k
(75)k
  
9
Scott Coe
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   4 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 60k
(50)k
  
10
Fred Perry
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
 m 19 2 2 0 5 2 28/ 80k
(0)k
  
14
Adriano "Kissing Bandit" Belli
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Hypnotic Gaze, Off For a Bite, Regenerate, Undead
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(120)k
  
8 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Zombie69 Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Vampire Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1110k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (7/5/7) |TD Diff:8 (32 - 24) |Cas Diff:-28 (19/13/5 - 35/19/11)
Last Opponent: Big Green Wave