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B------ Bloodbowlers from Heck
Retired [X2] Elf

Being annoyed by the repeating questions of their fans and the reporters these elves started to give some special kind of advices
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Always ask the ogre for his best punch
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
+MA
   2 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 140k
(153)k
  
3
If you leap, make sure you lean forward real good
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block, Dodge
 n 9 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 140k
(140)k
  
7
A good pass is always made by aiming right into the sun
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Nerves of Steel
 m 8 3 0 0 0 1 8/ 100k
(0)k
  
8
Brush your teeth with mud from the pitch to get in touch with it
Lineman
6 3 4 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
9
Always dodge into as many tackle zones as possible to impress your opponents
Lineman
6 3 5 7
+AG
 n, m 8 4 0 0 0 1 9/ 100k
(0)k
  
10
Tell the fans how much you hate them
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
 n 8 2 0 0 0 2 12/ 80k
(58)k
  
11
To bring a mino down just grap his horns
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
   5 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 80k
(70)k
  
13
Grease your shoes, so you can run faster than others due to less friction
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 60k
(50)k
  
14
Make the ball pop next to your ear, if you get deaf it was pumped up properly
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 80k
(70)k
  
16
To get tougher you need to become an ogre's punching ball
Lineman
6 3 4 7 m 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(0)k
  
7 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Candlejack Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (0/2/7) |TD Diff:-11 (7 - 18) |Cas Diff:-19 (5/2/0 - 10/11/5)
Last Opponent: Wickie and the strong men