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| Ug once lived a quiet hermetic life in contemplation of all things culinary, in particularly dishes involving onions and spices. His life changed when he signed up to an NBC contract so he could watch all the cooking shows. Ug was channel surfing between shows one day when he happened across an MVP presentation involving Morg'N'Thorg, and a 19 course banquet served by and including halfling chefs. On seeing this, Ug decided that a Blood Bowl career beckoned, and so he descended from his mountain and dragged along a foew Orcs he found to form a team, letting them all know he was 'da Captain', and that he got da MVP feasts! As it turned out, Ug was a rather affectionate Ogre, and were it not from his apalling breath, his favoured pick up and hug manouever would have been very ineffective. Ug was soon predicted to become the record holder for most fans killed while asking for autographs due to this phenomenon. Unfortunately it was his signature move that led to his eventual demise,as he tried to hug the Real Ultimate Power Norse teams Minotaur Six Foot Boner, who despite his lewd name was actually afraid of non-violent contact, and over the course of two successive blocks managed to first seriously injure Ug, and then kill him after the apothecary had fixed the big lug. Long time Masher Wamash was heard to say "We's gonna miss Ug, he hogged all da MVP feasts, and he spent most of 'is time on da field pickin his nose, but he was our captain. <sniff> and we're gunna get revenge on dat big horny boner if it's da last fing we do! With the recruitment of Ug's bastard lovechild - Bastard Ug Jr - a troll (obviously Ug's affections weren't so violently rejected by Trolls), the Mashers hope to do honour to their fallen captain and attain much glory and food. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Pro, +AG |
n | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/ | 170k
(105)k |
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| 2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, +AG |
26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 32/ | 160k
(153)k |
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| 3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | +MA, +MA |
26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 21/ | 140k
(143)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow |
26 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 36/ | 140k
(150)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Dauntless |
11 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 18/ | 130k
(133)k |
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| 7 |
Thrower
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5 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands +ST, Accurate, Safe Throw |
n | 25 | 27 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 48/ | 160k
(150)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
26 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13/ | 70k
(70)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Kick |
26 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 14/ | 70k
(70)k |
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| 13 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Sure Feet |
21 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 60k
(50)k |
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| 15 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Stand Firm |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 22/ | 130k
(123)k |
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| Games Played: | 26 (9/5/12) | | | TD Diff: | -6 (32 - 38) | | | Cas Diff: | 13 (27/10/9 - 12/12/9) |
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| Last Opponent: Bloodfist | |||||||