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<p><h2>History of the Chaos Dwarves</h2>

Thousands of years ago in the timeline of the Warhammer universe, a group of Dwarfs moved northwards from their ancestral home somewhere in the Southlands. They moved along the high ridge of the mountains known as the World's Edge Mountains, following the trail of mineral ores and precious gems, eventually reaching the region at the far north of the World's Edge Mountains which they called Zorn Uzkul or the Great Skull Land. This was a vast, cold, and inhospitable plateau where the air was thin and the rocks bare. From this point, some of the Dwarfs turned east and then south along the barren Mountains of Mourn.

Then came the Time of Chaos. The Dwarfs who dwelled in the west believed that those who had travelled east had been destroyed by the tides of Chaos that swelled in from the north, but this was not true. The forces of Chaos did not fatally mutate the hardy Dwarfs as it would have done for weaker species such as humans, but instead changed them in much smaller ways. The most common mutations amongst Chaos Dwarfs are prominent tusks, or hooves instead of feet. Chaos Dwarfs also lack the western dwarf's resistance to magic because of their more direct exposure to Chaos..

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<p><h2>Poo of Hashut</h2>.</p>
R: Herr Zwerg, what the hell are you doing with this ugly thing on your head???
H.Z.: Well, I found it in a stinky stable in the near of Zharr-Naggrund. After I put it on my head, a vision came into my mind... the vision of a big cow running over a blood bowl field and making touchdowns by overrunning stupid idiots standing in her way. Thus I put some crazy dwarves and a really bad bull into my new team to terrify once again the To.T.A.L. League.... HRHRHRNarfNarfNarf *insane laughing*

So far so good... we really kicked a lot of asses in the last games (a lot of humans and some stupid elves). The cow is still running and the team is getting stronger every game... in the next step we will face a lot of non human teams. We will see, if the concept will still work...


R: Herr Zwerg, congratualtions for the last games. Can you say somthing about your newcomer Tom?
H.Z: Well, I know putting Tom into the team is just risky and a troll would have been much wiser... but after thinking about a troll, a huge bull turd landed on my head, reminding me, who is responsible for the luck and the success I have had. Because of this I think the great Hashut will reward my choice and give Tom the posibility to kick some asses.
R: Okay, thank you for the answer. Greetings to the fans...

waiting for the orcish team to have a bloody game. Hard punshing tough players on the other side... but we have the eye of the tiger and the will to survive ;-)
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle
  9 0 6 0 3 0 24/31 170k
(130+40)k
 
2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  9 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  9 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
6
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
  9 0 3 0 1 2 21/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
8
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7 n 7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
+MA
  9 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick
  9 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
12
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
13
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
  4 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 130k
(130+0)k
 
14
Tom
Enslaved Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 150k
(150+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Herr_Zwerg Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1620k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1620k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (5/2/2) |TD Diff:3 (13 - 10) |Cas Diff:7 (7/8/4 - 5/7/0)
Last Opponent: Abyssal Alpha Males