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Da Play Book!


Wen Weez got da ball:

Wun - pick it up
Too - Stop fitien' each uver - jus' wun of yers pick it up!
A few - Effribody run towards da uvver team
Too on boaf 'ands - It 'em
Boaf 'ands, boaf feet an' yer noze - Keep 'ittin' 'em
Lotz - If da ref' blowz 'iz whissle, 'it 'im
Lotz 'n' lotz - If dere'z no-wun to 'it, see if yooz got da ball
Too zoggin' many - If yooz got it, get wun of dem tuchdurn fings


Resse... risv... gettin' da ball wen da uvvers 'as gotted it:

Wun - Effribody run towardz da uvver team
Too - 'It 'em
A few - Keeps 'ittin' 'em
A few an 'unnuver wun - If da ref' blowz 'iz whissle, 'it 'im
Lotz - If dere's no-wun to 'it, Chekk to see if yooz got da ball
Lotz 'n' lotz - If yooz got it, score wun of dem tuchdurn fings


Speshul Playz:

Crump dere frowerz, Fump dere kacherz,
Keep well clear geezerz in lotza armour,
Kill dem zoggin' noisy 'oomans in da crowd an' nick all dere stuff

-Thagûrz
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Wurimzag
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(75)k
  
2
Rurlornog
Lineman
5 3 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
3
Shargbar
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
Shaduhag
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9 n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(67)k
  
5
Mamorog
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
6
Oduzag
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
7
Durimolat
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(0)k
  
8
Zukkamsok
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
9
Lurgamsok
Lineman
5 3 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
10
Sadubuz
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50)k
  
11
Gnabrovzak
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
12
Orashzak
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Coterie Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 960k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (0/0/2) |TD Diff:-3 (0 - 3) |Cas Diff:-4 (0/0/1 - 2/2/1)
Last Opponent: No More Flesh