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Escaped Parkhurst Convicts
Roster [X2] Wood Elf

Parkhurt as we al know is a high security prison.I say High Security... this happened in 1995 :

The three men -- two murderers and a man who tried to kill his family, escaped from Parkhurst Prison -- they were described as highly dangerous. After the Breakout some 200 extra policemen were brought in to search the sparsely populated areas on the island and in southern England.

The prisoners slipped away from Parkhurst prison during an hour-long exercise class in the prison gymnasium. They apparently used a replica of a skeleton key to open a back door, then ran 150 yards across a yard to a vocational training workshop and also opened a lock there.

Once inside, they assembled a 25-foot ladder from bits and pieces constructed previously during metalworking lessons, stole tools to cut through a perimeter fence and then used the makeshift ladder to scale the outer wall.

They were missing for up to two hours and 15 minutes before a prison dog discovered a hole in the fence and the alarm was given. That is more than enough time for them to reach the mainland if they managed to secure a boat or slip unnoticed aboard a ferry.

Now the reason police never found them is quite simple and twofold-

First - they escaped because as everyone knows , wood elves are sneaky agile and fucking quick!

Second - As Sherlock holmes once said - People do know see what is infront of them, they only look for what is hidden. Based apon that they created a BloodBowl team with the sole job of making them enough money to retire as happy men.

Incase the police ever catch up with them their identities are kept hidden and they have not revealed which of the 3 players in this side they are... Can you guess??



***UPDATE***


It would seem that everyone can see the criminals - 2 of them already being killed and the last being SI'ed twice...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
John Cooper
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
 m 11 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 90k
(0)k
  
3
Linda Lovegood
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
   11 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 90k
(95)k
  
4
idiot
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate, Strong Arm
   7 14 0 0 1 1 21/31 140k
(135)k
  
5
fat lump of lard
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   6 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 130k
(114)k
  
6
Harold Shipman
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
   12 2 1 0 2 3 24/31 110k
(128)k
  
7
Marc Clements
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Kick
   5 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(95)k
  
8
Steve Bright
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
   12 1 3 0 0 0 10/16 90k
(95)k
  
9
Lee Carsbey
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Dauntless
   2 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 120k
(133)k
  
10
Adam Ant
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Dauntless
   10 6 5 0 0 1 26/31 140k
(158)k
  
11
Phil Taylor
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball, Tackle
   11 3 2 0 2 1 18/31 160k
(188)k
  
12
Buck Rodgers
Lineman
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: davo007 Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1420k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (8/1/3) |TD Diff:20 (30 - 10) |Cas Diff:-12 (5/6/0 - 6/11/6)
Last Opponent: Porchfield Punishers