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Lords of Short Shorts
Retired [X] Dwarf

WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?

WE WEAR SHORT SHORTS!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Shortie the Pimm
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
2
Ron the Rascal
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
3
Neill the Nearly Three Feet Tall
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dodge
   3 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 110k
(120)k
  
4
Sean Short, Lord of the Shortest Shorts
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 100k
(105)k
  
5
Marvin Medium Sized Shorts are Very Large Shorts
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
   3 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 100k
(105)k
  
6
Cedric Smallshort
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
Quincy the Quiltwearing Lord, the only Lord without short shorts
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
8
Fritz Short Shorts, who also has a short shirt
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
  
9
Xaver the Dorf of the XXS Shorts
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
10
John Little
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
11
Walter Scot, wearing wee shorts
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
12
Calvin Klein
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Reisender Re-Rolls (80k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (2/0/1) |TD Diff:2 (4 - 2) |Cas Diff:1 (2/1/1 - 2/1/0)
Last Opponent: Tutenkahmun's Terrors