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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Glass Hammer
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block
 m 9 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 140k
(0)k
  
2
WaterProof Tea Bag
Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +AG
   28 2 2 0 1 2 20/31 90k
(85)k
  
3
Paul Mould
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
4
A Helmet With This Team
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Catch
   16 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 70k
(50)k
  
5
Braille traffic lights
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
6
Betamax VCR Player
Halfling
5 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
   18 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 80k
(50)k
  
7
A Blocked Up Sieve
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   23 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 30k
(15)k
  
8
Iced Tea
Halfling
5 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -st, m 5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 30k
(0)k
  
9
Battery Charged Battery Charger
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   14 1 1 0 0 2 14/16 50k
(20)k
  
10
Toupee on a Bald Man
Halfling
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Catch
 -ag 27 0 1 0 0 4 23/31 70k
(15)k
  
11
A Bloke in a Dyke Club
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 10 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 30k
(13)k
  
12
Footballers Wives
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Dodge
   29 0 0 0 10 2 30/31 170k
(129)k
  
13
Sunglasses for the Blind
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 m 5 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 50k
(0)k
  
14
Women Drivers
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Catch, Sure Feet
 -av 27 0 8 1 1 2 38/51 90k
(80)k
  
15
A Fish
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Catch
   6 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 70k
(50)k
  
16
A Height Restriction On This Team
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Side Step
 n, n 24 2 5 0 3 1 28/31 70k
(35)k
  
12 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: koopa Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 13  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 5  
Team Value: 1410k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:29 (8/2/19) |TD Diff:-22 (28 - 50) |Cas Diff:-70 (21/16/11 - 61/44/13)
Last Opponent: Da Boyz R Bak