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<b>THE HITCHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY</b> <b>Never forget where your towel is! </b> Somebody who can stay in control of virtually any situation is somebody who is said to know where his or her towel is. "A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". 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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 110k
(110+0)k |
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| 2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8/16 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 4 |
Black Orc Blocker
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5 | 4 | 2 | 9 | +MA |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 110k
(80+30)k |
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| 5 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Grab |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 7 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block +AG, Sure Hands |
5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16/31 | 140k
(80+60)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Tackle |
5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 9 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Stand Firm |
5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9/16 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 10 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate |
5 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8/16 | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 11 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 13 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 5 (1/2/2) | | | TD Diff: | -1 (6 - 7) | | | Cas Diff: | 8 (6/6/0 - 4/0/0) |
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| Last Opponent: Twilight of the thunder god | |||||||