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Blaydon Races
Retired [L] Underworld Denizens



I went to Blaydon Races
Twas on the ninth of June
Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two
On a summer's afternoon
I took the bus from Balmbras
And she was heavy laden
Away we went along Collingwood Street
That's on the Road to Blaydon

Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin
Passing the folks along the road
And all of them were starin'
All the lads and lasses there
They all had smilin' faces
Gannin along the Scotswood Road
To see the Blaydon Races

We flew past Armstrong's factory
And up by the Robin Adair
But gannin ower the Railway Bridge
The bus wheel flew off there
The lasses lost their crinolenes
And veils that hide their faces
I got two black eyes and a broken nose
In gannin to Blaydon Races

Oh me lads...

Now when we got the wheel back on
Away we went again
But them that had their noses broke
They went back ower hyem
Some went to the dispensary
And some to Doctor Gibbses
And some to the infirmary
To mend their broken ribses

Oh me lads...

We flew across the Tyne Bridge
And came to Blaydon Toon
The barman he was calling then
They called him Jackie Broon
I saw him talking to some chaps
And them he was persuadin'
To gan and see Geordie Ridley's show
At the Mechanics' Hall in Blaydon

Oh me lads...

Now when we got to Paradise
There were bonny games begun
There were four and twenty on the bus
And how we danced and sung
They called on me to sing a song
So I sang 'em 'Paddy Fagan'
I danced a jig and I swung me twig
The day I went to Blaydon

Oh me lads...

The rain it poured down all the day
And made the ground quite muddy
Coffee Johnny had a white hat on
Shouted 'Wee stole the cuddy?'
There were spice stalls and monkey shows
And old wives selling ciders
And the chap on the ha'penny roundabout
Saying 'Any more lads for riders?'
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
I went to Blaydon Races
Underworld Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block
   3 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 140k
(110+30)k
  
2
Twas on the ninth of June
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
3
Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
I took the bus from Balmbras
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   3 2 1 0 1 0 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
6
And she was heavy laden
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Away we went along Collingwood Street
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Wrestle
   3 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
That's on the Road to Blaydon
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Passing the folks along the road
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
And all of them were starin'
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Two Heads
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
17
Fredrick Whitesnake
Journeyman Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10 players  
Coach: Cribbleobblepie Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Underworld Denizens Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 1020k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1020k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (1/0/2) |TD Diff:-3 (3 - 6) |Cas Diff:-2 (4/2/1 - 7/2/0)
Last Opponent: Suck it and see [GBBL]