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FC Cake or Death
Roster [L] Halfling


"Cake or death?"
"Eh, cake please."
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
"You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, cake for me, too, please."
"Very well! Give him cake, too! "We're gonna run out
of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
"Well, I meant cake!"
"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!"
Cake or death?"”

-Eddie Izzard
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Cake for Everyone
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
Let Them Eat Cake
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
I Meant Cake
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Cake
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Cake For Me Too
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
MOOAAAR Cake
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Cake Indeed
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Cake Why Not
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Cake For Me
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Cake FFS
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Cake Sir
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Cake If There Is Anything Left
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Still Cake Left
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
I Will Take The Cake That Is Left
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
WHAT Out Of Cake
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Death
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16 players  
Coach: arema Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 1020k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1020k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-3 (2/0/0 - 4/0/1)
Last Opponent: Små og Sinna