57 coaches online • Server time: 17:11
* * * Did you know? The best blocker is Taku the Second with 551 casualties.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post New Gnones vs Old Gn...goto Post Custom Icon, Portrai...goto Post All Star Bowl!
Soylent Flings
Roster [L] Halfling

Origins:
From a hole in a tree we came, woddling clumsily down to the micky-d's. Eating many soylent fries, struggling to reach the shelf of cadaver-flings. Where the food that remains... is halflings from the past. No one has ever known flings were your food, until now...

Member of 3 Die Block Highlander League

Season One: 6-1-0
C Level Champions (1/8)

Season Two: 1-2-4
B Level 7th Place (7/8)
Season Two Year-end Tourney: 0-1
But Soylent Shemp inflicts 3 casualties.
Life is good

Season Three: 2-2-3
B Level 4th Place (4/8)
Season Three Year-end Tourney: 0-1
Life is not good

Season Four: 1-2-3
B Level 6th Place (6/8)
Season Four Year-end Tourney: 1-1
Shemp was murdered by the fans and presumably made into a hungry man dinner.
Life is average

Season Five: 3-2-2
B Level 4th Place (4/8)
Season Five Year-end Tourney: 1-1
Life is average, but I will still kill myself just to be sure.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Milton Funkyknob
Treeman
2 7 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Grab, Guard, +ST, Multiple Block
   43 0 0 0 24 2 58/76 230k
(120+110)k
  
2
Borecki Stifflimb
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
The Soylent
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Soylent Mussolini
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Piling On, Mighty Blow, Jump Up
   15 0 2 0 9 2 34/51 110k
(30+80)k
  
5
Soylent Cayzailayden
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Soylent Yer Mom
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Soylent Curly
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Piling On
 -av, m 22 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 60k
(0)k
  
8
Soylent Shanequa
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Soylent Sol
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Soylent the Kid
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(0)k
  
12
Soylent Zsa Zsa
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Soylent Goat Herder Boy
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Soylent Cher
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   16 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Soylent DePlaxico
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   15 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Beerox Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 980k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 770k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1070k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:47 (13/14/20) |TD Diff:-23 (43 - 66) |Cas Diff:-35 (74/34/10 - 102/36/15)
Last Opponent: Moldiest Oldies