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Shocker City Skanks
Retired [S] Skink

Despite their less than reputable-sounding name, the Skanks hail directly from the wealthiest district of the infamously well-to-do Shocker City. Herein you will find some of the best bred (and fed) reptilians in the known world.

The Shocker City Skanks have already wowed the country with their effortless dominance of cricket, rugger, croquet, golf and mass tea imbibing - now they look to assert their elegant play style on the fabled blood bowl pitch.

Leading the charge (and carrying his trusty and apparently rules-legal) diamond stabber is Captain Crab Stab, possibly the least scrupulous reptile on the squad. He is flanked by the teams surreptitiously aristocratic raptors Dick Danger Dino and Rick Rapture Raptor (both wealthy land barons).

Rory Rethink made his fortune in logging and philosophical non-fiction pamphlets; Senior Stink in parfum and industry; Rinky Dink in the printing press; Hoodwink in Criminal Litigation and Synced Slink in exquisite timepieces.

On the Brink is a gentleman-cum-adventurer-cum-explorer; Inky Pink is a famed aristocrat-musician and Spelter Zinc is known for his litany of tremendously productive mines.

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Formed for the Exploding Cup.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Raptor
8 2 3 7
Dauntless, Dodge, Frenzy, No Hands, Side Step, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(90+0)k
 
3
Adept of Sotek
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stab, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
4
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
 
5
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 55k
(55+0)k
 
6
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 55k
(55+0)k
 
7
Skink
7 2 3 8
Dodge, Stunty
+AV
  2 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 85k
(55+30)k
 
10
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
 
11
Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
 
16
Skink
7 2 2 7
Dodge, Stunty
Diving Tackle
-ag, m 2 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 75k
(0)k
 
17
Journeyman Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Skink
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
 
8 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Anzelak Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Skink Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1005k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 45k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1080k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (0/1/2) |TD Diff:-4 (1 - 5) |Cas Diff:-8 (3/2/1 - 7/4/3)
Last Opponent: Hungry Lizardmen in Disguise