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Inspired by one of the great epics of Viking poetry, the story of a rebellious warrior and his star-crossed family, as fearsome in war as they are wise in counsel.

WHAT'S THE DAMAGE?

I know this is a topic in [R], so I thought I'd lay out the level of violence you may expect from us. Because it makes sense for the Norse, and because it makes sense for the theme of the team, this is going to be a relatively damaging team. Not clawpomb-chaos level damaging or anything, but definitely a workout for the opponent's skulls.

All players reserve the right to take mighty blow. In practice, it'll probably only go to players with regular S access.

Berserkers will take piling on at our convenience: on every level, it's kind of the most logical skill for a berserker. Ulfwereners will take PO on their fourth skill or later only: if they get to 51/76 SPP, this is probably a big team competing against other big teams. Anyway, as with the berserkers, it fits from a flavor standpoint. Trolls will never take piling on, and nor will any of the other positionals.

For the most part, there will be no dirty players. At higher TVs, we may carry one or two -- but the skill must be attached to a player whose counterpart in the saga is known for underhanded dealings.

We will not min-max.

Like all my [R] teams, from orcs down to wood elves, we will play any competitive and evenly matched opponent. But we will not complain if you don't want to face us. We know how it is.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 7
Frenzy
Block
-av, m 13 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 130k
(0)k
 
2
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
  2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 110k
(110+0)k
 
3
Berserker
6 3 3 6
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Juggernaut, Side Step
n, -av, m 31 0 7 0 20 4 81/ 210k
(0)k
 
5
Catcher
7 3 3 5
Block, Dauntless
Dodge, Guard, Side Step, Sure Feet, Fend
-av, -av, m 34 5 19 0 2 3 81/ 200k
(0)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
7
Snow Troll
5 5 1 8
Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Wild Animal
Mighty Blow
  4 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 160k
(140+20)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
  2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Wrestle
  10 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Kick, Tackle
m 15 0 1 0 1 4 25/ 90k
(0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
20
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
21
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
22
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
5 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: ahalfling Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1050k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1680k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (16/8/11) |TD Diff:11 (53 - 42) |Cas Diff:-30 (31/25/13 - 59/21/19)
Last Opponent: Dexterous Dashers