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Twelve Tall Tales of Lycos
Retired [B] Chaos Renegade

Lycos is a living legend. Many tales have been told about his prowess, bravery and exploits but some seem too unreal to possibly be true. Surely they are just stories created by his clique to boost his stature to unheard heights? Surely they cannot POSSIBLY be true, nor even have a grounding in reality?

I am a member of that clique, though after the revelations espoused here I am not sure for how much longer. All I can say is what I write here is the inalienable truth as I have seen it in my time as an acolyte. Though I am not close to the beating heart of the NAF I have, over the years, been close enough to peer beyond the veil to the truth of what lies within. Friends, it is glorious.

I have hidden that knowledge here for your enlightenment and trust you will find it as wondrous as I do for truly Lycos is Nuffle incarnate. A shining beacon of the NAF standing firm against the torrid hordes of unwashed internet cretins.

As for this team? This motley band of players are intended to be a testament to his legacy and will be played true to his virtues and honour.

Each player echoes one of the facets of his character and bears witness to one of the craziest, most unbelievable-yet-true parts of his character. As players die, new ones each with stories to tell will take their place but at any given moment only Twelve Tall Tales will be on the roster.

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In other words, clawpomb is for c-bags and I won't be doing it. This is a team to celebrate everything that Lycos has done for the NAF and will be played for fun.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Muntjac Murderer
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 150k
(150+0)k
  
2
The Tailor of Twoface
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
3
Cliquemaster General
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
4
Tooter Booter
Renegade Goblin
6 2 3 7
Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Blitzer Pig
Renegade Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Twyford's Watchtower
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Ma Humps
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Trilby Tour
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Eighth Son Of The Chink
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
6 3 4 8
Animosity
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Alcoholicus Maximus
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Farmboy Dave
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Itsyourturnnow
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Indigo Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Renegade Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 1000k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

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