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Lets going Touring, it is Cold
Retired [L] Norse

Lets going Touring, it is cold.

Inducements: 2 X Bribes

2 X Babes

They have no real team name: Only a mantra, "Lets going Touring, it is Cold"

Which fits in with the theme that they are so drunk they slurr their words as they pound you into the pitch.

These norsemen are drunk, very insane, bring a mighty boot and just want to get the heck out of Norsca and go south to the warmer weather.

Also they seek fame and fortune in a far off land and look to blow up a tournament with their might boots and raise a trophy filled with Imperial Stout ale and party into the night.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sven, insane drunk
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
2
Igor, Vodka shots all around
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
3
Alfo, Whisley is my drink of choice
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
4
Mogma, passed out in the corner
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
5
Alpo, I need a break from the wife
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Jesus, the Mexican Norseman
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Yorlon the Pale, even for a norseman
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Hank, the guy who can not speak norweigan
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Big Bubba, dragged in from a renny fair in Oslo
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Popka, Sure, why, not, see the world, lay the boot
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Zerta, I think he might just be a girl.
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Olaf Krum, Team leader and totally insane
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Wilhelm, What? a French tourney, oh, we so got this.
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Brug, stomp your head, then stomp your knee
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
14 players
Coach: PainState Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Norse Dedicated Fans: 0  
Current Team Value: 850k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 300k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)