Once upon a time...
...there was a young albino centaur named Steed White. His father was a kind old unicorn who loved him very much, but his evil human stepmother was a sexy MILF that hated him with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns. She sent him out into the Enchanted Forest with her Huntsman, ordering the Huntsman to leave him there to die. Luckily for Steed, while wandering in the woods, he came upon the cottage of the 6 Dwarfs, who took him in and forced him to play for their Blood Bowl team.