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Khorne cares not for Meatballs
P [L] Chaos Halfling

Khorne cares not for meatballs. Khorne wants skulls for the Skullthrone.
Halflings cares not for skulls. Halflings wants meat for their meatballs.
Khorne cares not what happens with the flesh on the skull.
Halflings cares not what happens with the bone underneath the flesh.
Khorne gets skulls for the skullthrone.
Halflings gets meat for their meatballs.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
I used to be pretty
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Guard, Juggernaut
   8 0 0 0 9 0 18/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
2
This is my good side
Chaos Spawn
4 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Guard, Tentacles
 -ma 7 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
3
Meatgrinder
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Bleed for me
Carver
4 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
 -ma 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
I have a name
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
   8 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
6
Speed bump
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(0)k
  
7
Collateral
Chaos Halfling
6 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, +MA
 -ag 7 0 1 0 3 3 24/31 85k
(35+50)k
  
8
Lamb
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
9
Shield substitute
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
10
Sad Panda
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
11
An arrow to the knee
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
12
I forgot my helmet
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
13
Placeholder
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
Teenage girl in shower
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: sardukar Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1160k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1195k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (2/1/5) |TD Diff:-4 (3 - 7) |Cas Diff:11 (26/5/0 - 9/6/5)
Last Opponent: Angry little gnomes