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Adidas Squat Squad (Old)
Roster [L] Tomb Kings

From glorious country of Russia in slavic city Moscow come the super bliniest team of all. Adidas Squat Squad ,or A.S.S if you like, are here to conquer the best pocal of all time. Make way for Squat Squad and their Adidas tracksuits. They will cyka blyat you away!

Davai!

Founded: 1917
Team colours: Adidas Tracksuits ( Black & White)
Hometown: Moscow
Arena: Babuschka Stadium
GM: Vladimir Putin
VD: Vladimir Putin
Trainer: BlueberrySlayer
Captain: Vladimir Putin
Ass. Captain: Boris Jeltsin
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Vladimir Putin
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
2
Boris Jeltsin
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Mother Russia
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
4
Slav King
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
5
Boris
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
6
Dj Blyatman
Anointed Thrower
6 3 2 7
Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Mr Adidas
Anointed Thrower
6 3 2 7
Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Bassman
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Gopnitsa
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Cheeki Breeki
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Russian Bear
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: BlueberrySlayer Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Tomb Kings Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 1000k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)