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Big Lebowski Allstars
Retired [X] Elf

A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.

They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and thisahere story I'm about to unfold-- wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early nineties-- just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man.

And I'm talkin' about the Dude here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's the Dude, in Los Angeles.

...and even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was certainly that--quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County.

...which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man.

Well, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The Dude
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Strip Ball, +AG
 n 14 0 4 0 2 4 36/ 190k
(175)k
  
2
Walter Sobchak
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Strip Ball
   14 2 4 1 5 0 26/ 150k
(170)k
  
3
Donny
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate, Strong Arm, Safe Throw
   14 23 0 0 2 1 32/ 140k
(140)k
  
4
Jesus Quintana III
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(128)k
  
5
Smokey
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block, Dodge, Side Step
   13 4 14 0 1 0 48/ 160k
(188)k
  
6
Mr. Lebowski
Lineman
6 3 4 7   13 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(50)k
  
7
Bunny Lebowski
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
   14 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 80k
(70)k
  
8
Jackie Treehorn II
Lineman
6 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
10
Knox Harrington
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
   12 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 80k
(70)k
  
11
Uli Kunkel
Lineman
6 3 4 7   14 2 0 0 0 0 2/ 60k
(50)k
  
12
Marty
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(50)k
  
16
Maude Lebowski II
Lineman
6 3 4 7   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(50)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Fathernurgle Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1470k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (6/1/7) |TD Diff:-4 (25 - 29) |Cas Diff:-16 (6/4/3 - 12/10/7)
Last Opponent: WellenReiter