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Madhead's Mountain men
Retired [L] Old World Alliance




Head Coach
Madhead Magoo

Stadium
Outer rim of Tablehiem

Team Colours
Ebony and Ivory.






Madheads Mountain men

Fox Meadows steps into the tavern post try out. “Ale Guv”. He needed something to numb the humiliation again, the past 4 seasons he had been in the Crush for the Tabalhiem Timelords, to no avail. He knew he was better than Gerbher Paulsen if only he got a chance he would show them.
“You here to watch the Madheads game?” the bearded bar steward asked. “Always entertaining”.

“The Madheads”? Fox queried.

“Iee funniest things we have had to watch in the Mountains since lady what's her bits streaked at a Nurgle Rotters game.”

“I haven’t heard of the Madheads sorry” Fox said with curiosity .

“Well they are pretty fresh to scene I guess. Bunch of Miners managed by “Madhead” Magoo the blind dwarf of the mountains, blew his face off in a Mining accident. I think the folk were taking the mickey when they let him coach, see without a face though no racial prejudice”.

“Sorry what?” a puzzled Fox said placing down his tankard.

“Iee a mixed team Dwarf, halfling, human and a errrr Thing”.

“Sorry a thing”

“Yeh something kick off is in a quarter yard stick on the field by the mine go and have a look young lad”.

A hearty guzzle and a nod Fox headed towards the field.

A thin crowd stood huddled together in the makeshift stands. The mining folk from two towns over had come to inflict pain on the Madheads, the Dusty Creek Cavaliers were known to Fox, especially their star blitzer “Boots” MacTaggart. “Boots” was an older star who had done the circuit for a number of years, everyone knew he was playing below his status but preferred floating in the minors beating up on scraps and Newbies. He was leading the Cavaliers in a pregame ramp up. “Men, Dwarves and Halflings playing with each other on the same side it ain't right I tell ya it is wrong, let's put an end to this once and for all”.

The Madheads then shuffled onto the field they looked lost and certainly not a team though the snazzy black and white uniforms looked really good. At the back a wild bearded dwarf leading some Walking reptile beast. “What the hell is that!” said Fox fairly audibly. A young fan looked up. “That is Brisket. Grifter Gibbletstrom the slayer adopted the beast he was tasked with slaying its mum in the mine he hand reared the thing and it refuses to not join in the games.”

Brisket stood towering over the players around him but had a gentle kindness in his eyes and some kind of stick in his hand. The game was on the Madheads seemed disorganised from the get go at the back their thrower struggled to take control of the ball and was pounded by Mactagart. The rest of the team seemingly started bickering about who should be clearing it up while Brisket stared into the middle distance. This repeated adnousium and deep into the 1st half the Mountain men found themselves 3-0 down and the bickering on the field was louder than the crowd. Madhead Magoo was bellowing orders unfortunately he was facing the wrong way, his aides having given up on watching the game.

The next kick from the Cavaliers was well placed “Boots” MacTaggart had grown tired of picking on the hapless thrower and requested the ball closer to Grifter. Grifter happily pounced on the ball the young Thrower chasing him saying “Hey that is not in the playbook.” MacTaggart met Grifter with a blindside hit and he hit the ground hard.

Suddenly an earth shaking thunderous noise silenced the whole pitch and thundering on all fours came Frugal Head first he charged into “Boots” MacTaggart launching him through the air and out of the grounds. Before skidding and knocking the young thrower into the crowd beside me.

“Oh god I need a break” said the thrower
“So do I, so do I. ” Said Fox helping the youngster to the changing shed before taking his uniform.




History




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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Briskett
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
Grifter Gibbletstrom
Dwarf Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Loner, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
3
Daffid Proudfoot
Human Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Fox Meadows
Human Thrower
6 3 3 8
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Stanley Firebrand
Dwarf Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Loner, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Bertrand Trolljaw
Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Loner, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Golfir Icehand
Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Loner, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Harold Crumpetarse
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Cornelius Velvetfoot
Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Animosity
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Jimmy “The hammer” Twicefried
Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Animosity
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Silus Rothorn
Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Animosity
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Ackley Grandacre
Human Catcher
8 2 3 7
Animosity, Catch, Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Trickey Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Old World Alliance Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 1000k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)