| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
19 | Eduardo Cei | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | On for a minute | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
15 | Not helping | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Fail, just fail | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
8 | Stone in your shoe | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | A little red stain | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | Nuffle hates us | Ogre | 3 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | d |
8 | Why bother? | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
3 | Its not even worth it | Gnoblar | 6 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
9 | Scrote in the bang up | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
15 | Low moral fibre | Gnoblar | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, n |
12 | Creeps you out | Gnoblar | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
11 | Far to fall | Gnoblar | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
9 | Needs a wash | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | Get your gnob out | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Clammy touch | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
7 | Still wrong | Gnoblar | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, -ag |
15 | Stupid and dangerous | Gnoblar | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
14 | Git with a mission | Gnoblar | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, d |
6 | Dead but warm | Gnoblar | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Lavatorial pest | Gnoblar | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | |
12 | Bring out yer dead | Gnoblar | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
11 | School yard dealer | Gnoblar | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
10 | Wringing of hands | Gnoblar | 18 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, m, m, -av |
9 | Toady and bully | Gnoblar | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
8 | Bad waiter | Gnoblar | 15 | 13 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +AG | m, d |
7 | Just wrong | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
4 | All trousers, no fur coat | Ogre | 21 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm | -ag, d |
3 | Distinct lack of finesse | Ogre | 13 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard | d |
1 | Great singing voice | Ogre | 24 | 48 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, +AG, Guard | n, m, -ma, d |