| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Fake Dr Loco | Enslaved Minotaur | 1 | 0 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal | |
15 | Fake Dr Sally McDaniels | Hobgoblin | 14 | 8 | Wrestle | m, d |
10 | Fake Dr Francis Davis | Hobgoblin | 8 | 8 | Block | -av |
10 | Fake Dr Vincent Ziggerat | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
15 | Fake Dr Martin Fransworth | Hobgoblin | 11 | 0 | | d |
14 | Fake Dr Andre Boltwanger | Hobgoblin | 15 | 6 | Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Fake Dr Alexander Hengist | Hobgoblin | 22 | 2 | | -st |
11 | Fake Dr Toes The Fourth | Hobgoblin | 5 | 3 | | -ma |
14 | Fake Dr Ezra Miltar The Second | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | -ag, d |
14 | Fake Dr Ezra Miltar | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
12 | Fake Dr Alexander Hengist | Hobgoblin | 4 | 1 | | m, m |
12 | Fake Dr Emmitt Axehead | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | -ma |
9 | Fake Dr Intestines The Second | Hobgoblin | 28 | 6 | Dirty Player | m, -av, d |
13 | Fake Dr Holden Kolen | Hobgoblin | 39 | 16 | Dirty Player, Kick | m, d |
11 | Fake Dr Toes The Third | Hobgoblin | 11 | 0 | | -av |
12 | Fake Dr Foot The Second | Hobgoblin | 6 | 1 | | m, d |
10 | Fake Dr Fingers The Second | Hobgoblin | 23 | 10 | Dirty Player | m, d |
5 | Fake Dr Liver The Second | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 46 | 62 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw, Stand Firm | m, m, r |
11 | Fake Dr Toes The Second | Hobgoblin | 9 | 0 | | -ma, m |
5 | Fake Dr Liver | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ag |
12 | Fake Dr Foot | Hobgoblin | 9 | 6 | Wrestle | d |
11 | Fake Dr Toes | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
10 | Fake Dr Fingers | Hobgoblin | 8 | 6 | Wrestle | d |
9 | Fake Dr Intestines | Hobgoblin | 18 | 7 | Dirty Player | d |
8 | Fake Dr Stomach | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 53 | 186 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, +MA, Sure Hands, Break Tackle, Stand Firm, Fend | m, r |
6 | Fake Dr Bladder | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 15 | 16 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | -av, m |
5 | Fake Dr Liver | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m |
4 | Fake Dr Lungs | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 51 | 78 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Claw, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, Stand Firm | m, m, -av |
3 | Fake Dr Brain | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 54 | 60 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dauntless | r |
2 | Fake Dr Colon | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 50 | 90 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw, Pro, Dauntless | m, m, m, -av |