| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | London Fern | Goblin 05 | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
5 | Adriel Opshun | Goblin 04 | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Grotty Squigbroom | Grotty Squigbroom | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Ball & Chain, Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | Da Offizial | Bribed Ref | 1 | 0 | Bone Head, Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
2 | Vizgrak Pigczit | Vizgrak Pigczit | 1 | 0 | Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate | m |
6 | Bork Bulge-Belly | Bork Bulge-Belly | 2 | 2 | Guard, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate | |
2 | The Black Gobbo | The Black Gobbo | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Sneaky Git, Disturbing Presence, Bombardier, Loner, Stab, Stunty, Sneakiest of the Lot | -ma |
16 | Izabella Uri | Warpstone Cultist 04 | 12 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Horns | d |
12 | Alexandria Didion | Riotous Rookie | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Amy Koydl | Riotous Rookie | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Randy "Rando" Rawlingson | Goblin 01 | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | Da Black & White One | Bribed Ref | 6 | 0 | Bone Head, Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n, d |
4 | Kelvin "The Killer" Kraps | Fanatic | 8 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
16 | Gavin Darsin | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Swarming, Titchy | |
12 | Tessa Rosemude | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Swarming, Titchy | |
4 | Avery "Pretty Face" Puke | Cheerleader | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Orla "Out There" Chump | Goblin 04 | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
4 | Zoe Jeane | Goblin 01 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Violent Vicky Pom-Pom | Cheerleader | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
6 | Gage Fang | Warpstone Cultist 02 | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Foul Appearance | m, -av |
16 | "Shred It" Sonny Singeberry | Goblin 05 | 10 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle | d |
3 | Bish "The Bash" Bosh | Troll 3 | 0 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate | |
8 | Cody "Carnage Dealer" Crimsonfloor | Warpstone Cultist 01 | 27 | 30 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Horns, +AV | m, m, -ag, n, d |
15 | Kink Stuff | Looney | 20 | 22 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge, Block | m, d |
12 | "Vicious" Violet Pompom | Cheerleader | 11 | 2 | Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, n |
11 | "Unangelic" Ursula Amputatum | Goblin 05 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | "Daemonic" Dotty Bloodbath | Doom Diver | 17 | 13 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Dodge | m, -ag, n |
9 | "Homicide" Harry Gore | Goblin 04 | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
8 | "Carnage Dealer" Cody Crimsonfloor | Goblin 03 | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | "Maim It" Mustaffa Goodfeed | Goblin 02 | 36 | 109 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Jump Up, Side Step, Safe Pair of Hands, Sure Feet | n |
6 | "Kill It" Kurt Legsmasher | Goblin 01 | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | "Rip It" Bob Gutwrencher | Pogoer | 11 | 22 | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty, Sure Feet, Jump Up | m, n, m, -pa |
4 | "Deathcap" Donny Lights-out | Fanatic | 14 | 8 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Grab | n |
3 | "Fat" Billy Bonebreaker | Troll 3 | 3 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Block | d |
2 | "Big Fella" Steevie Death | Troll 1 | 23 | 58 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Block, Guard, Stand Firm, Grab | n |
1 | "Boss Man" Dead Dave | Player-Coach | 26 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, m |