| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
22 | Jack Trueeagle | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
21 | Kevin Dirtyfield | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
20 | David Vilebrook | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Maya Soliel | Looney | 3 | 4 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Side Step | |
3 | Beckett Wulfgrim | Bomma | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av, -ag |
17 | Edward Hardbrook | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Phoebe Vikos | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
13 | Kétamine | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Amphétamine | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Leroyyyyyyy | Fanatic | 7 | 8 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Guard, Break Tackle | |
10 | Lemard Sans Durabilité | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Smack Goblin | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Extacy | Goblin Lineman | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | m |
6 | Freddy Chainsaw 4 | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
5 | Plata or Plomo | Bomma | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n, n |
4 | Rosé Labello | 'Ooligan | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | |
3 | Fidel Gastro | Pogoer | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty | n, n |
2 | Carlos Laid-Der | Trained Troll | 7 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Pile Driver | n |
1 | Pablo Escro-bar | Trained Troll | 6 | 3 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Guard | -av |