| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Why Does the Saw Shine? | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
6 | Dead | Bomma | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
16 | Dinner Bell | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | You’re on Fire | Bomma | 2 | 8 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, On the Ball | |
13 | I Palindrome I | Goblin Lineman | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Particle Man | Looney | 7 | 4 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
11 | Minimum Wage | Goblin Lineman | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle | -pa |
15 | The Mesopotamians | Goblin Lineman | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Defensive | m, -av, -av |
14 | Exquisite Dead Gob | Goblin Lineman | 9 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Strip Ball, Dirty Player | |
6 | Man, It's So Loud in Here | Fanatic | 8 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
13 | Dead | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Thermostat | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
9 | Why Must I Be Sad? | Goblin Lineman | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
7 | Doctor Worm | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
4 | When Will You Die? | 'Ooligan | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | d |
5 | No One Knows My Plan | Looney | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |