Past Players of We Don't Like Our Coach
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Fungus the Loon | Fanatic | 0 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Star | |
8 | Hoppla III | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Hoppla II | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Sneaky | Goblin | 7 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | Wusla | Goblin | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Piff II. | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Piff | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Schubsa | Goblin | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, -st |
8 | Hoppla | Goblin | 5 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
4 | Trickl | Goblin | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
3 | Tickl | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |