| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Post Modern | Runner | 5 | 22 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Guard, +ST | d |
15 | Yuppies | Troll Slayer | 12 | 21 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Guard, Tackle | m, n |
7 | Leather Pants | Longbeard | 26 | 34 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +AG, Guard, Pass Block | n |
16 | Bad Haircuts | Troll Slayer | 10 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Guard | n |
13 | Japanese Cars | Blitzer | 4 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull | m, n |
2 | Phone Sex | Runner | 19 | 32 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball, Tackle | -ma |
10 | VCR | Longbeard | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
9 | Mix Tapes | Longbeard | 13 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Break Tackle | n |
7 | Cocaine | Longbeard | 5 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
6 | Safe Sex | Longbeard | 9 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
5 | Corporate Raiders | Longbeard | 4 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
4 | Greed | Longbeard | 37 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Break Tackle | -av, m |
1 | New Wave | Runner | 22 | 34 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball, Tackle | d |