| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | El Caballero que dice NI | Rat Ogre | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal | d |
4 | Bob el Silencioso | Gutter Runner | 18 | 66 | Dodge, Block, Sure Feet, +AG, Pass Block | n |
2 | Tim el Mago | Thrower | 10 | 22 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | m, n |
3 | Jay | Lineman | 7 | 9 | Block | m, -ma |
2 | Bob el Silencioso | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Bob el Silencioso | Gutter Runner | 4 | 9 | Dodge, +AG | |
1 | El Caballero que dice NI | Rat Ogre | 21 | 35 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Claw, Block, Tackle | d |
14 | Ali G | Gutter Runner | 21 | 50 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Block, Sure Feet | n, d |
13 | La Bestia Negra de AAAAHHHH | Lineman | 4 | 1 | | d |
7 | Little Nicky | Lineman | 18 | 8 | Block | d |
14 | Ali G | Gutter Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge | d |
13 | Little Nicky | Thrower | 3 | 2 | Pass, Sure Hands | d |
12 | Traviesus Maximus | Lineman | 42 | 52 | Block, Tackle, Razor Sharp Claws, Pro | |
11 | Incontinencia Suma | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
10 | Pijus Magnificus | Lineman | 37 | 96 | Claw, Razor Sharp Claws, Block, Pro, Tackle | -av |
9 | Roger, el Almaciguero Mayor | Lineman | 44 | 59 | Block, +ST, Tackle, Shadowing | n |
7 | La Bestia Negra de AAAAHHHH | Lineman | 8 | 10 | Block | d |
6 | Tim el Mago | Thrower | 22 | 53 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block, Dump Off, Kick | -av |
5 | Jay | Gutter Runner | 23 | 52 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Block, Dauntless, Pass Block | -av, m, n |
4 | Bob el Silencioso | Gutter Runner | 14 | 20 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Block | d |
3 | Arturo, Rey de los Bretones | Storm Vermin | 21 | 23 | Block, Razor Sharp Claws, Tackle | d |
2 | Brian al que llaman Brian | Storm Vermin | 18 | 16 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n, -ma |
1 | El Caballero que dice NI | Rat Ogre | 12 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle | d |