Past Players of Total Muppets
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Sam Eagle II | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Block | m, n |
14 | Bunsen II | Lineman | 2 | 2 | Block | n |
5 | Scooter III | Thrower | 8 | 8 | Block, Pass, Sure Hands | d |
15 | Boppity II | Lineman | 11 | 12 | Block, Dirty Player | d |
5 | Scooter II | Thrower | 7 | 11 | Block, Pass, Accurate | n |
16 | The Chickens | Lineman | 9 | 0 | Block | d |
14 | Bunsen | Lineman | 12 | 0 | Block | d |
15 | Boppity | Lineman | 11 | 5 | Block | m, n |
3 | Robin | Catcher | 11 | 17 | Block, Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge | n, d |
14 | Pigs in Space | Lineman | 4 | 5 | Block | d |
3 | Zoot | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Block, Catch | d |
11 | Swedish Chef | Lineman | 25 | 18 | Block, Shadowing, Guard | n, n, m, n |
14 | Sam Eagle | Lineman | 2 | 5 | Block | d |
13 | Beeker | Lineman | 25 | 21 | Block, Kick, Strip Ball | n, m, n |
11 | Fozzy | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block | d |
9 | Statler | Blitzer | 24 | 34 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
8 | Waldorf | Blitzer | 23 | 50 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, +AG, Mighty Blow, Pass Block | d |
5 | Scooter | Thrower | 13 | 17 | Block, Pass, Accurate, Sure Hands | d |
3 | Kermit | Catcher | 4 | 11 | Block, Catch, Dodge | d |
1 | Animal | Minotaur | 9 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard | m, n |