| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Matterhorn Jungfrau | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Cadbury Van Der Mars | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Sum Yum Cha | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
11 | Yorkie Neumann | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Joe 'The Fruit' Loopino | Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Allo Mutti | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Nasty Goran | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Ven Da Lou | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, d |
10 | Jock Haggis | Halfling | 12 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, m, -ag |
9 | Apple Paltrow | Halfling | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
11 | Tofu Been-chan | Halfling | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n |
6 | Colonel Saunders | Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
13 | Adolf Weisbohn | Halfling | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Odi Vodka | Halfling | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST | d |
7 | Soup Entree | Halfling | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -ag |
4 | Candy Wonka | Halfling | 23 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -ma, d |
7 | Korana Kosher | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Harris Butterball | Halfling | 13 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | -ma, d |
16 | Barty Fowl | Halfling | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
14 | Sum Dim Sim | Halfling | 40 | 25 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, +MA | n, d |
13 | Big Buns McPhee | Halfling | 17 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
12 | Oswald Floater | Halfling | 13 | 23 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block, Side Step | d |
11 | Felafel Jones | Halfling | 18 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
10 | Domino Haven | Halfling | 27 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Kosta Souvlaki | Halfling | 21 | 39 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -av, n, -av |
8 | Wedge Aldrin | Halfling | 15 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Paddy Scollop | Halfling | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
6 | Capt. Calamari | Halfling | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Guard | d |
4 | Baza McNugget | Halfling | 20 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Walt Chippy | Halfling | 15 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
2 | Charbroil Deepdish | Treeman | 21 | 42 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On | n, n |