| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Heinz (2nd grandad) | Halfling | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, d |
13 | Blackwell (3rd uncle) | Halfling | 6 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Blackwell (uncle) | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
11 | Green Bean (2nd wife) | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Old bean (bit on the side!) | Halfling | 18 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -st |
13 | Green Bean (wife) | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Chilli (grandmother) | Halfling | 21 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
11 | Runner (aunt) | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
10 | Lentil (step-sister) | Halfling | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Kidney (sister) | Halfling | 20 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
8 | Heinz (grandad) | Halfling | 13 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | -ag, d |
7 | Blackwell (uncle) | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Mean Beanz | Halfling | 16 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | -ma, d |