Past Players of Damn Spankys
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Sweet Spot | Beastman | 5 | 11 | Horns | d |
9 | Tuff | Beastman | 6 | 0 | Horns | m, -av |
4 | Ron Jeremy | Beastman | 21 | 2 | Horns | d |
4 | Perve | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
10 | Tull | Beastman | 5 | 2 | Horns | n |
9 | Bunnny Joe | Beastman | 6 | 5 | Horns | d |
2 | Undying | Chaos Warrior | 25 | 40 | +ST, Block, Guard | d |
8 | Detriment | Beastman | 17 | 9 | Horns, Block | d |
4 | Top Drawer | Beastman | 8 | 0 | Horns | d |
13 | Morg 'N' Thorg | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Star | |
16 | Funhouse | Beastman | 10 | 16 | Horns, Dirty Player, Block | d |
13 | Burkmen | Beastman | 6 | 0 | Horns | |
7 | Wack | Chaos Warrior | 32 | 37 | +ST, Block, Guard | -ma, n, -ma |
15 | CTP | Beastman | 38 | 57 | Horns, Tackle, Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |
5 | Undercover | Beastman | 47 | 78 | Horns, Block, +ST, +ST, Guard, Mighty Blow | -av, n |
4 | Puss | Beastman | 15 | 17 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | m, n |
13 | Spank | Chaos Warrior | 14 | 16 | Block, Guard | d |
12 | Fugly | Ogre | 52 | 29 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard, Block | d |
11 | Slurp | Beastman | 49 | 109 | Horns, Claw, Razor Sharp Claws, Block, Multiple Block, Foul Appearance | -av, -av, n |
10 | Slam | Beastman | 34 | 36 | Horns, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |
9 | Poker | Beastman | 29 | 27 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
8 | Poke | Beastman | 29 | 19 | Horns, Big Hand, Block | d |
7 | Pud | Beastman | 18 | 16 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
6 | Smack | Beastman | 58 | 53 | Horns, Kick, Strip Ball, Frenzy, Block | d |
5 | hammer | Beastman | 8 | 4 | Horns | m, -av |
4 | Stroke | Beastman | 10 | 0 | Horns | -av |
3 | Pull | Beastman | 27 | 21 | Horns, Guard, Block | m, n |
2 | Whack | Chaos Warrior | 33 | 38 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
1 | Yank | Chaos Warrior | 55 | 29 | Block, Guard | n |