| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Geographically Canadian | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | I am Cow, Hear me Moo | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Orange Chrysler Frankenstein | Spore Flinger | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger | m, n |
2 | I am Cow | Snotling Mob | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
13 | Car Full of Pain | Spore Flinger | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger | d |
6 | Mike McCormick, STEEL Drivin' Man | Snotling Mob | 16 | 12 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
3 | Another Big Fat Road Manager | Snotling Mob | 19 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | TRACTOR JACK! | Snotling Mob | 14 | 13 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
4 | Vincent the Christmas Virus | Snotling Mob | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
13 | '81 Ford Escort Wagon | Spore Flinger | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger | m, -ag |
13 | The Cat that write Richard the Third | Snotling Mob | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Blind Lemon Trevor | Snotling Mob | 26 | 26 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Catch | d |
9 | Skippy the Bush Kangaroo | Snotling Mob | 25 | 27 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up, Sure Feet | n, n |
8 | Dog Food Woman | Snotling Mob | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Big Fat Road Manager | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Mike McCormick, Stell Drivin' Man | Snotling Mob | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Scary Ned | Snotling Mob | 27 | 21 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | m, n |
4 | Rippy the Gator | Snotling Mob | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
3 | Dan the Insurance Salesman | Snotling Mob | 8 | 14 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | m, -ma |
2 | Crazy Stalker Girl | Snotling Mob | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
1 | TRACTOR JACK | Snotling Mob | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |